Infectioner's Outbreak

Move On

2010-07-31T01:32:00.001+08:00

This is my new blog: http://vixxiv.net.

Do drop by and say hi! :D

The Continued Story

2010-03-31T21:58:00.006+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: I guess this entire entry would qualify as a breaking news itself since it's been a while I blog lol.

Dear Girlfriend,

It has been 3 years (yeah yeah go on with your rant "It should be more than 3 years!") since we started dating.

When we celebrated our first anniversary in 2008, we commented how it is possible for us to last a year. And now, we are still asking the damn question after 2 years.

You should have more faith in us, and me. You can start doing that by get naked. :p

I hope you really love the picnic I prepared for you.

And considering I'm working right now and not as free as last time, for me to rush back to Ipoh the previous night and prepare a picnic basket just a couple hours before we supposed to meet up was a miracle work indeed. I am like the Chinese Jesus. :\

Of course, it wasn't without the help of family and friends. Remember to thank The Mother and Chia Yin, for assembling the ingredients for me in Ipoh. Remember to thank The Sister too, for she had to become my lab mouse in PJ to taste the horrible food I made. Well, someone had to. :|

Despite I had help, preparing for the picnic wasn't as easy as the goddamn picture looks like. But I'm not complaining.

Nothing like a picnic to strengthen our romance, eh? ~~And perhaps increase my chance to get laid if I might add~~

I may not be the most Loh Mun Tik boyfriend, but at least I try to be.

In response to the pillow you sewed to me, je t'aime aussi. :3

XOXO,
Your Boyfriend

Camera Never Lies

2010-02-02T23:03:00.000+08:00

It all happened spontaneously, but I think it's time for me to rethink about my sexual preference.

Note my hand's placement.

Footnote: A very happy birthday to the guy I just molested not once, but thrice.

How Not to Bat

2010-01-19T23:36:00.009+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: We are only 19 days into the new year and I'm already so busy. Hate to think of the remaining 346 days. :|

Before 2009 came to an end, The Brother and I went to play baseball at One Utama.

There's no special occasion, just that I decided to try the real thing after I got bored of bullying anyone who dared to step up to the plate and challenge me in Wii Baseball. >D

Take the most recent match.

My horny-looking Mii absolutely crushed my cousin's Mii. *cue evil laughter*

I'm basically the Barry Bonds of Wii.

"Alright, alright, enough with the narcissism. Show us you can do that in real-life too!"

I bet that's what you're thinking. Don't worry, no offense is taken. As a geek myself, I tend to get that comment a lot to the extent I am immune to it.

Quite sad, eh?

But like always, I will show you that it's wrong to think that I am just another obese guy who sits at home doing nothing but eat KFC while watch another episode of How I Met Your Mother which he obtained through a mean which may or may not be illegal in certain countries.

Watch the following video.

So how? Am I good, or am I good? XD

Now all I have to do is wait for the Malaysian All-Star League Baseball to give me a call (yes, we do have one). Any minute now.

My Graduation

2009-12-29T02:36:00.004+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: *Look at his* *Look at mine* I'm ashamed of myself.

On the 22nd of December, I was officially graduated from UniSA.

But I didn't go for the graduation ceremony (the picture was taken back in 2008, if you're wondering). Instead, I'm pretty sure I was still sleeping on my bed in Ipoh when the ceremony was held.

There isn't any conspiracy going on about my absence from my very own graduation. It's very simple. If I did not come back to Malaysia at the first place, I will definitely go to it. But the problem is I did come back. Factoring the time and money potentially spent, it's just not worthwhile to purposely fly back to Adelaide just to receive a piece of paper (very important paper though).

Yeah, that's why I did not go. But that doesn't mean I'm happy to miss it.

My former housemates
On a brighter side, my parents did cheer me up. As I graduated, they decided to give me presents. Considering the money they had use to put me through the higher education, giving me gifts seems wrong.

But since they insisted..... :p

From The Mother, I got an iPhone 3GS.

And from The Father, I got a PS3 Slim.

Yeah I'm a lucky son of a bitch with parents who shower me with unconditional ~~money~~ love. Just one question though.

Is it possible for me to restudy and regraduate again until I'm 55? :D

Gluttony

2009-12-15T02:13:00.010+08:00

I am back.

Sorry for such a long absence from the blog, but I have been undertaking an important mission of late.

It was to fill up my tummy and rediscover my delicate taste buds. :D

..............

WHAT?

You cannot blame me for taking such a long break from this blog just to eat (and of course, meeting up with friends and relatives). For the past nine months, I have been going through a living hell with the choice of food available in Adelaide. Everything is Western oriented over there (well, duh). It was a truly shocking experience for my tongue who has been eating rice for the past 20 years.

Yes, there was Asian cuisine too in Adelaide as well, but it was an even more shocking experience for my tongue. @.@

Quality Asian food? My big fat ass. It did not exist.

This is an example of how Asian cuisine looks like in Adelaide.

Trust me, it tasted twice as bad as it looked.

But all those are in the past now. The nightmare is over. Now that I have returned to Malaysia.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ikan bakar!

Chicken wing!

Curry noodle!

Pork noodle!

Duck rice!

*Nom nom nom*

*Nom nom nom nom nom nom*

*Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom*

Note: I did not eat Pizza Hut since I left therefore it qualifies as local cuisine :p
*BURRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

Life is good, eh? :D

I would like to acknowledge other amazing local cuisine too in their great help in ensuring the success of my mission such as tau fu fa, Ipoh's salted chicken, roti canai, nasi kandar, nasi lemak, fishball noodle, economic rice, Ramly burger, and many, many more. Without them, I won't be here sitting down and typing this post. :D

While it was great to eat my beloved local cuisine once again to my heart's desire, I forget to take account of an itsy bitsy teenie weenie thing.

I forget about my scale's desire. -_______-||

Infectioner not in Oz

2009-11-17T23:44:00.003+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: I am free to go out yumcha with anyone. If you want to, that is. :D

On 14th of November 2009, approximately at 8PM, I arrived home in Malaysia.

After spending 276 days in Adelaide and 5 days in Perth, my stay in Australia is officially over.

Feels so surreal even when I think about it.

It's hard to believe that on 6th of February 2009, I went to Adelaide to do my final year in Bachelor of Arts (Communication & Media Management) in University of South Australia.

And I left just like that. So fast can.

I would be lying if I say I'm not sad about leaving the place. I mean, after all, I did stay there for quite some time. I won't be so heartless and cruel to say I did not grow attached to the place and its lifestyle.

To be honest, I really enjoy my stay in Australia. Throughout my stay in Adelaide, I had nothing but wonderful experiences.

Like when I went for skydiving.

Or when I went flying an aeroplane.

Or when I was KO-ed by my housemates. Not sure how it can be considered as wonderful though. :\

And many more which I did not blog. XD

Besides wasting my parents' hard-earned money, my life in Adelaide become more fun as I also have met some of the most wonderful people in the world.

It's too bad that we don't have more time to get to know more about each other. :(

And how could I forget to mention my housemates? I have always emphasised on how I can never get better housemates than two of them.

I love them so, so much.

.......

You think this is disgusting? Well, you, my friend, haven't see this.

XD

Hmmm... well, I guess that's it. I'm not very good when it comes to translating my feeling into words and writing an emotional post, especially this post with such high magnitude of emotion. Words may fail me, but I truly enjoy and treasure the memories I had in these past 9 months. :)

Goodbye UV Apartment 605.

Goodbye Adelaide.

Goodbye Australia.

Or in Australian slang: see ya later, mate.

Foo. Was here. In Adelaide. :3

The Final Lap

2009-11-11T23:03:00.003+08:00

Everytime a semester is coming to an end, I would always be busy rushing my assignments to meet the deadlines. Few things are expected to happen during this period.

Such as the three-meals-in-one meal.

The messy room.

And the sexy moustache.

Some things just never change. But this time, it's different.

This time, it's my final semester. My final year. That's it. *Snap finger*

Just like that, three years of Bachelor of Arts (Communication and Media Management), one year of South Australian Matriculation (Business/IT), five years of secondary education, six years of primary education and six years of poo poo lessons all come together for this defining moment.

The end game.

I have imagined how it would look and feel like to reach the end game before. I saw one pleasing, joyful sight with butterflies flying around. But now that I am actually at this point, it's one scary shit.

I have never been so stressed out before in my life. It seems that the closer I get to the end, the more I am afraid that I may screw it.

All my final assignments, relatively speaking, are quite simple but I have been redoing it over and over again because I fear that I might did it wrongly. After all, at this stage, I don't want one silly mistake to screw up all the efforts I have put into these past years.

Just two more days and everything will be over. In two more days, all my assignments will be due. In three more days, I would be on the plane and fly back to Malaysia.

.......

I wonder whether I will finish the assignments first or they will finish me first.

I Have Bean Boozled

2009-10-18T06:54:00.013+08:00

I recently bought some candies from Blackeby's Old Sweets Shop.

The facade gives me a really Willy Wonka feel to it
It is apparently the most famous candy shop in Adelaide, though it seems weird considering the shop is secluded from the public just like The Original Pancake Kitchen.

I wonder what's with me and secluded places. :S

The whole shop is seriously filled with nothing but sweets. You can literally smell the sweetness in the air. They have so many candies inside that I have to stay in the shop for more than half an hour just to decide which one I wanted to buy. :S

Of all candies I bought (all AUD30 of it), there's one which piqued my curiosity.

It's Jelly Belly's BeanBoozled.

According to its description, it's just like Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans in Harry Potter series, as it contains some of the ridiculous flavors ever.

Toothpaste? Vomit? PENCIL SHAVINGS? Geez you have to wonder how on earth they come out with that flavor.

And if those guys who invented it were not wicked enough, they even made those weird flavors to have same appearance with the "normal" flavors. I guess so that no one can know which flavor they are having until they put in their mouth.

Wicked indeed. -___-

Anyway, I decided to try one.

Ermmmm, interesting flavor. But I cannot pinpoint what it is. :S

According to the box, it's either booger or juicy pear. Is that how juicy pear taste like? Well, I never ate pear before so I cannot exactly say I know its taste. Or is it booger's flavor?

Heck, what's booger anyway?

Hmmmmm.....

Mozilla Firefox > Google > define:booger

*Click*

Definitions of booger on the Web:

1) bogeyman: an imaginary monster used to frighten children
2) dried nasal mucus

...........

MUCUS!!????

Ahhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhahhhhahhhhh!!! UUUHHHGGG-rrrr! UUUHHHGGG-rrrrRRR!

UUUHHHGGGrrrrRRR! HHHurrRRRRRRRRnhhhh! Annnnggg Gu Guuuuuu!! AAAAAAAAaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh!

TELL THE GIRLFRIEND I LO... *faint*

Me Being a Sports Journalist

2009-10-08T19:49:00.000+08:00

Last month, I had to do a sports match review for my Sports Journalism class.

This kind of assignment was a first to me because it required me to actually go out there where there's a blazing sun and actually do, erm, something. So after much consideration ~~actually quite fast cause it's one of the few sports available during spring~~, I decided to cover both matches of Collegiate Soccer League (CSL) League Cup semi-final.

And I tell you, it's not fun at all.

Look at my face. It didn't spell out F-U-N to you, right? -___-

I became Mr. Versatile as I needed to do three jobs at the same time. It's just plain too much works to do for an one-man team. :(

I had to watch the games and jot down all the important details.

All look here please
I also had to run around the freaking big field to take pictures of the matches, hoping one of them would turn out to be 'Kodak' moment-like picture.

Daniel Fenton of Pembroke
And if that's not bad enough, I also had to interview the coaches, captains or key players for information and so that I can quote them.

Poor me. :'(

Anyway, the first game was between Scotch and Pembroke.

Scotch, wearing black, was the obvious underdog as they finished 24 points behind their opponent of the day, Pembroke, in the league. Pembroke, meanwhile, lost the league to Mercedes by just one point. And if that's not convincing enough, Pembroke had the best defense in the league this season.

If I were betting, I know which team I would bet on. :|

These are Pembroke coach and captain, Jim Muir and Kym Butcher. Kym did not play that day as he got a hip injury.

Speaking of Kym, he's quite good-looking.

It's a blasphemy for a guy to look that good and still play ~~football~~ soccer! >3

The match started at 1PM. Against the run of play, Scotch scored first in the 35th minute when Adrian Clark lost the ball in the centre circle which allowed Scotch to break and resulted in Dave Ollerenshaw scoring to give Scotch the lead going into the break.

In the second half, Pembroke coach Jim Muir brought on Andrew Chan to inject pace to his side but Scotch doubled their lead in the 60th minute. A free kick from their own half found Chris Rogers who controlled it before allowed Toby Rogers to strike the ball to the top corner from outside of the box.

However, on the 75th minute, Pembroke found a lifeline when Adrian Clark redeemed his earlier mistake by scoring from the edge of the box to make the game interesting once again. And five minutes later, Pembroke equalised when Peter Spiers slammed the ball into the bottom corner, forcing an extra time.

But in the extra time, again against the run of play, Scotch was awarded a free kick outside the penalty box and Ollerenshaw stepped up to score his second goal and sent his side to the final.

The result was unexpected. On papers, no offense to Scotch, Pembroke was clearly the better team. I would totally lose my money if I had bet on this game. :|

Oh, and Kym (the Pembroke injured captain?) was devastated with the result.

........

No guy can be that good-looking when they are devastated!

Anyway, the second game began as soon as the first game ended. I didn't have time to take a break at all!

Please raise up your hand if you're Mercedes coach and captain
The second match was between league champion Mercedes and Rostrevor. Like Pembroke, Rostrevor lost to Mercedes in the league standings but just one solitary point. Mercedes clearly had the advantage especially they defeated Rostrevor twice in the league.

I may be wrong about the previous match, but this game is confirmed for Mercedes to lose!

After a quiet first half, the match came into life when Gianni La Scala played a defence-splitting pass to Rostrevor top scorer Michael Della-Verde to score, giving Rostrevor a 1-0 lead in the 55th minute. But Mercedes equalised thirteen minutes later when captain and coach David Forster led by example as he ran through the defence and scored past the onrushing Rostrevor goalkeeper.

The match went into the extra time and it was Rostrevor who took the lead again when Mauro Grossi whipped in a free kick into the box for Lars Kruse to head it past the goalkeeper. However, it was short-lived as Forster was involved again when he drilled a free kick from the left side to the far post for Josh Pahram to bundle it across the line to equalise again.

But Rostrevor quickly restored their advantage when second-half substitute Lloyd Ioannou ran down the right wing and crossed the ball to Della-Verde who was unmarked in the box and headed it home.

Mercedes tried to equalise again, but due to pushing too many men forward, they left the defense exposed. Ioannau turned goalscorer in the second extra time period when he ran towards the goal from the left wing and scored to make it 4-2 to Rostrevor.

In the end, Rostrevor... won. :|

......

That's it. I'm not giving any more tips on betting soccer anymore.

Although my predictions were lousy, at least I got two exciting matches to report about! With the upset victories, I can see the headline now - "The Underdog Final"! I am bound to write the best article ever! Heck, I may even win a Pulitzer! :D

Now all I have to do is decipher what the hell I wrote.

The Slingshot

2009-09-28T13:04:00.004+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Time seems to fly so fast. I have only 7 weeks left before going back to Malaysia.

On the same day in Royal Adelaide Show, I experienced 6 G's of acceleration to 0 gravity, attaining heights of 230 feet (70m) and reaching speed of up to 100mph.

Or so what they said about the Slingshot. :D

According to the information, apparently this ride is so exclusive that there are only 62 Slingshots operating in this world. Furthermore, it said:

The Slingshot experience is completely unique, incomparable to any other, combining the feelings of excessive speed, acceleration, height, free-falling and rotation, without exerting physical stress on the body. Whilst most extreme experiences rely on free-falling, such as skydiving, bungy jumping, swings and drops, nothing produces acceleration in a vertical trajectory like the Slingshot.

Even better than skydiving? I'M IN!!!

Paid AUD30 (RM90), signed a release form and off I went. :D

After a staff strapped me tight inside the "ball", it was turned 90° upward. And then I waited for them to shoot me up in the sky. It was quite a long wait I felt, when it was actually less than 30 seconds. I guess there's a grain of truth that your life goes slower when you're about to die. :D

While waiting, I was thinking about many things, like how I always pay money to get myself....

KILLEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

(Did you see my pair of legs hanging in the air? :D)

After screaming totally like a girl, which I will deny it til my death, the ride was over before I knew it. I won't say the adrenaline rush was better than skydiving, but it was fun.

The only true way to describe the ride is to imagine the ride is a gigantic paddleball and you are the unfortunate rubber ball.

And the paddleball player (?) is Blooregard Q. Kazoo.

In the end, it was a great ride. But it was totally spoiled by the guy who was sitting beside me.

Yupe, this guy.

Throughout the short period of time, he did not shout at all. You can see it from my face that I was quite WTF at his lack of emotion or what he may perceived as "manliness".

Now that I have viewed the video, I was even more WTF. -__-

EIEIO

2009-09-25T19:32:00.003+08:00

Before I won my cute doggie at those game stalls, we stopped by The Learning Centre, where they showed us agricultural stuffs.

After all, according to the infallible Wikipedia, The Royal Show is primarily an opportunity for the State's farmers to show examples of their livestock. So it's an opportunity not to be missed.

And boy, did they have livestock.

They had cows.

They had ducks.

And there were even, erm, hairy cocks. :p

Besides looking at livestock, we also saw and learned how certain stuffs worked.

That guy in black was making my horseshoe :3
Like how they made a horseshoe from scratch in 10 minutes.

And also how sheep is shaved.

The procedure was faster than I thought, but I was a bit sad watching the sheep remained motionless while that guy shaved him/her. The poor sheep. :(

Anyway, the highlights of the day were no doubt the pig racing and pig diving.

Pig exhibitions were supposed to close down due to swine flu, but both shows survived the cut. Watching pigs performed has totally changed my view about pigs because all these while I never thought of pigs as performers or entertainers; just merely 'char siew' rice. :3

This is the video of the pig racing.

And this is the video of the pig diving.

While it was fun watching the pigs performed, I was not happy. Why? Because they did not invite me! How could they had a pig exhibition without me?! That's just plain rude.

I bet I would make a splash.

My Lucky Horseshoe

2009-09-21T23:58:00.007+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: I am coming back to Malaysia on November 14th. :D

Earlier this month, I went to the Royal Adelaide Show with my friends.

It's an annual state fair held in early September at the Adelaide Showgrounds in Wayville, which is not far from the city. It ran for nine days from 4th to 12th September. I went on the 5th. :3

As there were so many things to do in the showground, I’m not going to cover my entire one-day trip in a single entry. Let’s just focus one by one, ok? :D

First stop: the game stalls.

Ah~ game stalls. How I hate thou.

I don’t enjoy playing games in those stalls. In my opinion, it’s a public scam where you are conned into playing games which are said so easy to win a prize that you can do it blindfolded but the fact is you have little to no chance of winning at all. I learned it the hard way after that disastrous attempt to win a giant plushie for The Girlfriend eons ago. -___-

But not this time. This time, I had this thing with me!

That’s right, a horseshoe! And not just any horseshoe, it’s a horseshoe with my name on it! Muahahahaha! I got it forged earlier that day by… ermm… the “Horseshoes Maker Somewhere In Royal Adelaide Show”!

Now, if you did not know, horseshoe is considered as a good luck charm. And with my name on it, theoretically my luck was doubled. So therefore, theoretically I would easily win all the prizes available while being tied up in a bondage position. No sweat. :3

By the power of the horseshoe, I have the POWERRR!!! I am infallible!!

So I played.

And ended up like this.

……

Ok, that’s just a warm-up. The horseshoe was forged barely an hour before I played. So technically it needed more time to gather all the lucks in the world. Next round I promise!

So I played again.

And I lost again. Ermm… it’s a second warm-up. We all don’t want the horseshoe to have a cramp, right? Right?

Ok, time to get serious! So I played yet again.

And played again. Double seriousness this time!

Still played. TRIPLE!!!

And guess what? I WON!

An orange puppy stuffed toy! See, I told you my horseshoe brings me good luck!

And it only took me AUD30 to win this cute little doggie. *Proud*

Earth, Wind and.... Water?

2009-09-13T21:18:00.007+08:00

After the wind farm, we went to Torndirrup National Park, which is around 10km from Albany.

This is where The Gap and Natural Bridge, two of the most beautiful natural features I have ever seen, are located.

First off, The Gap. And not just a normal gap.

A GREATGRANDMOTHERF*CKER BIG GAP. O_O

The Gap is a sort of U-shaped gap in the rock and it is a 25-meter sheer drop to the ocean. It was formed after the relentlessly pounding of the strong waves against the coast. By standing on the viewing platform, you can see how the waves rushed in and out with insane ferocity and banged so hard against the coast that the water rose up over my head!

If that description does not help, try to imagine the most violent sex scene you could imagine and then multiple it hundred times more violent. That's right, that violent. But it was spectacular to view it, which begs the question about how anything can be that violent and yet mesmerizing at the same time.

~~The Girlfriend comes to mind~~

Meanwhile, The Natural Bridge, just like its namesake, is a bridge which was formed naturally.

See the bridge-like rock sculpture? That's Natural Bridge. This beautiful arch was formed when strong waves eroded this huge piece of granite over the centuries. I was mesmerized on how the rocks are like suspended in the air. It's really spectacular to see how nature created this beautiful piece of art.

I would tried to cross the bridge, but I was scared I might lost my balance (especially after how they mentioned accidents did happen) and ended up in this position.

You should see how The Sister shouted her lungs out for him to climb back up. :|

Colors of the Wind

2009-09-08T17:46:00.008+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: I like how they used the term Haram Level.

Last week in Western Australia, we drove to south of Perth for 5 hours (!) and went to Albany.

Well, mainly it's Raymond who drove. I just slept all the way to Albany. :D

One of the places we went is the Albany Wind Farm.

Albany Wind Farm is a wind power station located at the southern coast of Western Australia. There are at least 10 gigantic wind turbines (I lost count) strategically located at the coastline to generate energy.

These wind turbines are huge, I kid you not.

In fact, I think these wind turbines are at least 98.29 meters taller than me. :S

Anyway, the view at here was great.

So peaceful and calm with no tall buildings to block the skyline. Just a clear blue sky with white clouds and a flat forest with giant structures. Even the oxygen smelled fresher at here. Sigh.

Though the peacefulness made me hallucinated.

What! I'm a city boy after all! Not used to this kind of view. :3

And as expected from a wind farm, the wind here was really strong. The wind in Adelaide is already quite strong, but it is nothing in comparison with here. I literally leaned forward (and backward too) and I did not fell down. :S

With such a strong wind, I decided to do an experiment.

To fly using an umbrella. :D

Men have came a long way in flying. From aeroplane to jet-pack, all methods of air transportation have been used. But not umbrella. >D

Using nothing but wind power, I will attempt to be the first man to fly around the world using an umbrella! I may fail in doing so and perhaps may even lose my life in the process, but I will be bringing honor to my people and my country! Fly, I will!

Sadly to say, I failed. :(

Attack of the Gulls

2009-09-05T20:43:00.004+08:00

When I was in Western Australia last week, I went to Fremantle as well.

Fremantle is a port city in Western Australia, located 19 kilometers (12 mi) southwest of Perth, the state capital, at the mouth of the Swan River on Australia's western coast. It was the first settlement of the Swan River colonists in 1829. It was declared a city in 1929, and has a population of approximately 26,000. (Wikipedia, 2009).

:D

Anyway, I have been to Fremantle before when I was younger. This was me standing in front of the pier in 2003.

And this is me standing in front of the pier in 2009.

I know, I scorned better when I was younger. :\

I don't really recall much about Fremantle. I mean, sure I remember erm,.. the sea, the ships, the boats and did I say the blue sea? But other than that, hardly anything.

Except for this restaurant.

I distinctively remember I ate in this restaurant, which apparently serves the best fish and chips in the area.

But no, I do not remember about this restaurant because of its wickedly delicious fish and chips.

Rather, it's this guy.

Six years ago, these sea gulls scared the living shit out of a 15-year-old when they attacked his unfinished fish and chips while he's still sitting on the same table.

And gave him a S.O.Y. sauce as a thank-you-for-the-meal gift.

And after all these years, I see they still haven't change their way.

So Far Away

2009-09-01T21:14:00.007+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: In my upcoming semester break, I'm planning to rent a car and drive to Melbourne.... and inflict myself with 8 continuous hours of pain ass.

I was in Perth for the last few days.

Going there was so much fun, as I managed to see some of the best scenes in the world and eat great foods. And not only was that, I was reunited with some of my family members who I have not meet for more than half a year since I came to Adelaide.

It was great to see them again. :)

Anyway, they were here because The Sister and Raymond wanted to take pre-wedding pictures in Perth. Yupe, The Sister is getting married this November. ~~I still cannot believe she's able to get married~~

They came to Perth to take pictures because it was the city they spent time together during their university days. You know, the time they went lovey-dovey with each other and those etcetera eyuck stuffs. @.@

It was kind of sweet to purposely fly to Perth just to take pictures. Sigh, the power of love.

But despite all that, I sympathize the life of my future brother-in-law after they got married.

See what I mean?

The Demon Barber

2009-08-17T20:52:00.004+08:00

Needless to say, I love my curly hair.

Although it didn't come up as curly as I wished it to be, I have grew fond to it. And ever since I donned this hairstyle, I felt brand new and was high with confidence. Whenever I looked at the mirror, I felt good of myself. :3

However, it grew too long until it became very difficult to be managed.

See what I mean? :|

So I went to get it trimmed, specifically asking the hairstylist to cut it just a little bit here and there so that its glorious curliness will remain.. ermm.. curly.

But then....

WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS HAIRCUT!!!? THERE'S NO PROOF OF EXISTENCE OF MY CURLY HAIR ANYWHER!!!! ARGGHHHH!!!

Super Size Pork Ribs

2009-08-09T23:03:00.001+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Been really busy with my new semester. Anyway, David Copperfield's is this Wednesday! Woohoo! I'm going to exorcise the 2006 ghost!

During my winter break, I went to eat in Hahndorf Hotel Inn.

The place was located in Hahndorf, which is a town located south east from the city and is roughly 40 minutes ride by bus.

The distinctive feature of this town is its German influence.

Though I am pretty sure that I didn't see any beer-loving fat guy with dodgy facial hair during my trip. :p

Anyway, back to the hotel-cum-restaurant. I heard that this place served one hell of large portions of food at a reasonable price. With nothing else better to do, I went with my friends on one sunny day. ~~I actually forgot which day it was :S~~

Being a first-timer at there, I decided to order its prided dish - Hahndorf Inn Famous Char-grilled Pork Ribs, which cost almost AUD40 (RM120).

Which was ONE KILOGRAM of pure pork ribs. O_O

It was so huge that saying it's huge was an understatement. Never in my whole life I ever see or eat such a... meaty dish. It's like having an entire piglet put in front of me. It looked almost impossible to finish it. X3

But for the price I paid (admittedly, it was reasonable considering the size of that thing), I shall finish it even if I died! Roar!

I CAN DO IT!!!!

I CAN!!!!

I......

KO!! @.@

Foo Fighter

2009-07-25T21:42:00.001+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: The pun in the title is seriously intended. :p

I had a fantastic day out yesterday.

I went to fly a plane in Parafield. :)

Since I was a kid, I always wanted to fly a plane ~~and shoot the gigantic evil monster which are terrorizing the city before it smashed my plane, forcing me to transform into Ultraman and Ultra Beam it to thirty-two pieces to save the day~~. So when I saw this website, I knew my dream was coming true ~~except the latter part~~.

This was the plane I flied yesterday.

It looked small from the outside but it's actually quite spacious in the inside. Not too spacious to have sex though. :3

It was quite nerve-breaking when I stepped into the plane. After all, it's my first time.

And there were so many buttons and switches. @.@

Furthermore, it didn't help at all when my beloved housemates scared the living shit out of me by showing me videos of plane crashes the date before I flied, notably one after two days I was born and another on my 6th birthday. -____-

Luckily for me, I was not alone.

My flying instructor, Philip (I think), was a great guy and guided me throughout the 45-minute flight in the plane. Occasionally, he took over the control whenever I screwed up, which was more often than I desired. X3

My flight path covered these areas.

From Parafield Airport, I flew northwest to St. Kilda (not Melbourne's), followed by a 60 degrees left turn to Outer Harbour (the g-force was strong here!) and finally back to the airport. Roughly I guess it's around 30km radius.

While I did screw up a couple of times, Philip allowed me to have as much freedom as possible. And I must say, the thrill of controlling the plane by myself was unexplainable.

The adrenaline rush was less extreme than when I did skydiving but nevertheless, it felt great.

See my happy face? :D

All in all, it's a great day for me. Though spending almost AUD300 kinda made me depressed about it.

And if there's anything I learned from this flight, there's one thing.

I am not as good in holding a stick between the thighs as I thought I am. :(

The Academy

2009-07-21T14:40:00.002+08:00

........

*Dial The Girlfriend's number*

"Hey Girlfriend! How are you!? Can you come to Adelaide? Like now?"

Going MAD

2009-07-13T23:49:00.009+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Come to think about it, I think I am out of my mind to actually want to play lacrosse this Thursday. In winter.

One of my favorite places to eat in Adelaide is The Original Pancake Kitchen. In fact, I just came back from there. :3

Ermm.... it's a pancake house?

It is located just off Hindley Street (which is just a minute's walk from my apartment), hidden in a dark alley.

Despite being in a secluded area, I think they serve the best pancakes in the city, with a variety of pancakes available. Plus, they cater for 24/7, which is rarer than rare in the city as most shops and restaurants close before 5PM. -___-

My favorite pancake is Dutch Chocolate Pancakes, which is two chocolate pancakes with cream, ice cream and chocolate fudge.

Yummy. :D

Besides their great pancakes, its another attraction is the 'Mad Style' caricature by an-artist-which-I-did-not-know-his-name.

Every Monday from 6PM to 10PM, this artist would be sitting at a corner of the shop and draw you for AUD10. If you're not familiar with Mad Style, perhaps this will remind you. You definitely saw that annoying face before somewhere in your life. -___-

I was interested to see myself in Mad Style, so I decided to give it a go just now.

It was fairly easy. I just need to sit and stare at the hot waitress while he drew me. Much obliged to do so. XD

In less than 10 minutes, he completed the caricature.

Feeling excited, I quickly gave him AUD10 and looked how awesome and handsome I was drew. ^.^

............

OMFG WHO IS THIS ALIEN HEAD!!? Doesn't look like me AT ALL.

I want my AUD10 back. >3

Curly Hair

2009-07-08T00:29:00.003+08:00

This was me.

This is me.

Now can I shag your wife? :3

Gambling in Adelaide

2009-07-04T23:27:00.005+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: I love Michael Owen. I love Michael Owen. Yes, this is a pathetic attempt to psych myself into loving him. I love Michael Owen.

My housemates finished their exams last Thursday while I done with mine 4 days before them.

As a mark of our new-found freedom, we decided to hit Skycity Adelaide Casino that night. Three of us agreed that it's a good way to let our accumulated stresses of studying for the last few months out. :3

Yes, this is very stressful indeed.

The casino is located just behind our apartment, which more or less 1000 footsteps away (yes, I did count). Inside the casino, there are a bunch of games. There are three-card poker here, baccarat there, caribbean stud somewhere in here, and plenty more games which I do not understand how to play at all. @.@

Initially I planned to play Big & Small (not that there are many games I can play). After all, I did won big playing it back in Macau.

But they did not open it that day. The casino hates me. :(

So I played Big Wheel instead that night.

Big Wheel is a very simple game. The banker/spinner will spin a wheel which has numerous sections and all I have to do is to predict which section the wheel will stop at. If I guess correctly, I will receive payout depending on the odds of the specific section.

So simple even a child knows how to play. Not that a child can enter the casino though. :D

The first few rounds I played were fairly inconsistent. I kept losing and winning that I did not have any profit or loss. Even the spinner was tired of giving and taking my chips over and over again. Feeling frustrated, I bet on the section which pays 47-1 but has only 1 out of 104 to happen.

And I won. O___O

47 to 1 payout! AUD2.50! That’s AUD117.50 I earned in one single round! Woohoo! I’m rich! It's my lucky day!

*10 minutes later*

It's not my day. I lost AUD70 from my winning pot after a few rounds. -___-

I actually wanted to continue playing so I can win back the amount I actually won. In fact, already switched on my kiasu mood in preparation to go kamikaze for the upcoming rounds. But before I could put down my chips, my housemates dragged me away. >3

"NO NO NO I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE!"

"Let me plays another round! One last round! I promise it’s my last round! I surely can win back the money I lost! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme more! I’m God of Gambler! Let your dirty hands off me! I will sue! I will scream! Eeeeeeee!!! Look! There’s one hot chick wearing nothing across the street! OMG BIG BOUNCIN' BOOBS! LOOK! LOOK! Let go off me! I will....!"

*BONG*

My housemates are so evil. They do not want me to become rich. :(

The Royal Cheese Seize: Behind the Scenes

2009-06-21T20:10:00.005+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: It's been a tough week for me as The Girlfriend was sick and had all the swine flu symptoms. Thank God she is recovering now. :)

About two weeks ago, I completed my final 2D animation project entitled 'The Royal Cheese Seize'.

Credits to Konrad
It was about a mouse which stole a rare cheese from a king. It was loosely influenced by Tom & Jerry and MouseHunt (a game I played in Facebook) but the biggest influence was the background music - 'In the Hall of the Mountain King' by Edvard Grieg. Ever since I heard this song when I was a child, I always wanted to do an animation based on it.

A dream came true you could say. :D

I started to prepare the script and storyboard three months prior I began the production.

My lecturer was impressed by it and gave me 73% for it, just 2% short from getting a Distinction. :3

Initially, I planned to end the animation with a cliffhanger where the mouse is trapped with nowhere to go before the scene is immediately faded to black. It sounded pretty suspenseful and cool to me with the final fate of the mouse is unknown, but the lecturer demanded an ending to it. -____-

So oh well, I scrapped the idea and made the mouse to be alive in the end. I'm not that cruel. >D

With the approval of the lecturer, I began to do the animation by starting to draw the mouse.

I don't know about you, but it was really difficult to draw a mouse. -____-||

I'm not sure how many times I drew it, but I know I drew mouse (mice?) so much that I was even drawing them in my dreams. In the end it took me almost a week just to come out with the mouse I wanted. Made me realizes that there's a grain of truth in 'walking the talk'. @.@

Draft vs Final
Once I finished drawing all the necessary poses of the mouse, I began to draw the background scenes and coordinate its actions. As the main focus of the animation was the mouse, I figured that the king and the guards could wait. :D

The most difficult scene I did was Scene 10, which was the scene where the king was awakened by the mouse.

It took me almost two days just to figure out how to do a first-person view and put it into practice. It was so difficult that I even had to act it out myself by lying on my bed and opened my eyes slowly to get the "feeling" of waking-up-and-found-out-a-mouse-stealing-my-precious-cheese. Quite silly when I think back. X3

Next was the guards.

Simple as pie. :)

As I completed the mouse, guards and backgrounds, I began to draw the king, which proved to be a huge stumbling block.

I never actually picture how I want the king to look like. -____-

I tried to draw a bearded man, a Chinese emperor, lord of the ring, catman, Hitler and many more but all of them did not came out the way I felt it should be. Maybe it was my ~~lousy~~ drawing skill. Without a valid idea on how the king should look like, I decided a shrouded figure would be an act of genius.

Though it ended up like Terminator meets Lizardman at first. -____-

It was only after I tweaked here and there and made a drastic change that it looked much better. Not exactly good, but definitely better than the previous designs.

My favorite scene :3
Isn't he cute? ^.^

While it all went well, I do have a few disappointments with it. Firstly, it was the movements of the mouse and guards. I felt that I could improve it a lot. Secondly, it was the inconsistency of the design of the mouse. Sometimes it looked like a mouse, sometimes a rat, and sometimes a car. -___-

But my biggest disappointment of all regarding the animation is that I failed to include a cat in the animation. :(

Credits to Kok Seng
I mean, what's a mouse without a cat? Initially, I planned to have a cat to sleep in the king's room and surprise the mouse along with the king. Then, it would chase after the mouse along with the guards and ended up stuck in the hole which the mouse escaped into. But in the end it was not implemented due to it being more difficult to draw than the mouse. X(

So to those who have watched the animation, you have just got to know how it all happen. And to those who haven't watch it, watch it NOW.

After that, pretend that it's interesting and I deserved a standing ovation for it.

Keep Rollin'

2009-06-14T19:32:00.013+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: This is seriously a monkey business.

Australian English was really unique compared to the English I used to listen to (US and Britain).

It was really tough when I first came here as they were basically speaking in Gibberish to me. I still remember I had a tough time communicating with my ISP during my third week at here. I didn't understand a thing he said and he didn't understand a thing I said. @.@

But after more than 4 months in Adelaide, I finally learn the Australian English. Now I have better understanding and grasp of the Australian accent and slang. >D

Guernsey? That's sports jersey to you.

Footy? Australian Rules Football.

Tall poppy? A successful person.

Maccas [pronounced as 'mackers']? McDonald's.

Whacker? Idiot.

Scab? That means 'beg for money/cigarettes/etc'.

Whinge? Means 'complain'.

Yakka? Work.

Dob? Backstab.

Now isn't Australian English fascinating? :D

And as evident with Maccas, Australians have the tendency to shorten the words of things, which is good for lazy people like me as pronouncing one less syllable saves a few milliliter of my saliva. XD

Examples of those shortened words are brekkie (breakfast), bikkies (biscuits), and barbie (barbeque). Of course, that's a whole lot more to the list of shortened words, but I have just mastered the 'B' section so far. XD

Another shortened which I would like to point it out today is 'bikie'.

Awwww~ how innocent and cute the word is. Reminds me of my first bicycle which I fondly called it bikie.

"Hey there, bikie, how are you today? Wanna go for a ride down the park today? Oh gosh, there's dirt on you. Must be because I wasn't gentle enough yesterday. I'm so sorry, bikie. Let me wash it off of you with water and soap and love, alright? Then I shall polish every inch of your perfect body frame. I love you, bikie."

That's what I thought about the word. It means bicycle. But never in a thousand years I would know it actually means biker. -___-

And not just any biker.

It's the notorious-bikers-gangs-who-are-feared-by-the-Australians-and-even-by-the-Australian-government-who-have-amended-a-special-law-just-for-them-to-control-them' biker. O_O

............

Suddenly an adoring word to my heart becomes a word I fear and tremble at the mention of its name. @.@

Once again, isn't Australian English ~~terrifying~~ fascinating? X3

Blackbeard

2009-06-11T23:40:00.000+08:00

This is what you get after working inside your room for one whole week.

;)

Ducktanic

2009-05-27T15:38:00.004+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Tomorrow will be my first time presenting in UniSA. Furthermore, it's in French. I am so going to die. X3

I was in Mawson Lakes last week and I saw this.

I am ~~Batman~~ Manduck
Let alone what the duck is actually trying to do, I'm still figuring what the duck is doing on the tree.

My Financial Crisis

2009-05-22T20:48:00.006+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: For the first time, there's a swine flu case in Adelaide. No wonder the pigs in the Rundle Mall wear masks the other day.

Like me, my wallet has been living on the extreme and took skydiving lately.

All the activities I have done for the past 4 months since I came to Adelaide (skydiving & watching grannies' show comes to mind) were fun... and cost money. Not to mention the upcoming David Copperfield's show in August. The Parents gave me enough money to survive for an entire year in Australia, but that particular amount of money did not include enjoy myself silly. X3

As I am in no position (and do not wish) to ask for more money from The Parents, I have been looking for a job lately. Although as an international student I can only work 20 hours per week, it is still more than enough as I can earn as little as AUD10 (RM27) per hour! That's AUD800 per month! AUD10,400 a year! AUD104,00 a decade! AUD1,040,000 a century! O_O

And with so many job opportunities, I could easily find a job at here.

Or so I thought it was. X3

Frankly, it did not go accordingly to plan (you know, like in the movies where I would suddenly become the one who save the shop). For instance, the first job I applied was a casual position in Palace Nova Cinemas.

Considering the fact that I have experience in working in a cinema and battling with The Popcorn Machine before, you would thought that at the very least they would give me a call for an interview.

But not even a wind blow. -____-

Ok, so never mind, it's their loss. So I tried Game.

Game is one of the biggest game retailer in Australia. Considering the fact I'm an avid gamer and actually study about it in university (which I even write big big in my resume), they would be impressed by it.

But no, they took down their notice the very next day after I submitted my resume. -___-

So ok, it's still alright. There's still many job opportunities available, I told myself.

The Australia's Pizza House. I love pizza and I am a guy who know how to differentiate between a salami and a pepperoni! Hire me! Hire me!

But in the end, they did not hire me after almost 2 months I applied. And after 2 months I applied, this notice is still there.

Must be because they read this blog and know I love Domino's Pizza. X3

Woolworths!

Considering more facts which are about them and not me for once, it is the largest food retailer in Australia, you would thought they would need a lot of help in assisting the customers and doing inventory check. I definitely can land this job!

Which I didn't. -____-

I began to think it's a conspiracy against me to prevent me from getting a job. Don't believe me? Heck, I even submitted my resume to this shop despite the irony.

The result? You guess it: NO.

I need money and they need slave; I scratch their backs and they scratch my back. It is the nature's law of symbiotic! Haven't they heard about the rhinoceros and oxpeckers!? Seriously, the reason why they would not hire me, I will never know.

I have submitted tons of resume to a lot of shops. But if the trend still continues like this, I have no choice but to use the last resort.

.......

What? I can dance ok! You should see me do belly-dancing!

Rorschach Test

2009-05-19T20:26:00.005+08:00

Do you know those pictures which would generate different responses from different people when they look at it? Well, the other day we were given a similar test in class.

And just for the fun of it, tell me what you all see in those pictures. Oh, and I would put my answers in white color so unless you highlight it, you won't know it. :)

This picture is showing a man digging for a hidden treasure in the dark while his wife carrying the lamp.

And this shows Jesus Christ preaching to people of different nations.

This is The Last Supper. The person in the middle is Jesus while on his right side is Mary. XD

Last but not least, this picture shows a 9/11 conspiracy theory which George Bush paid a Middle Eastern to hit World Trade Center with an aeroplane so that he would have an excuse to invade Iraq. XD

Seriously, I should spend less time reading Wikipedia. So what did you see???

Déjà vu

2009-05-14T14:04:00.005+08:00

Déjà vu (dā'zhä vū')
n. dé·jà vu

1. An impression of having seen or experienced something before.
2. Dull familiarity; monotony.

*****

One of the classes I took this semester is Global Experience Professional Development.

It's a Business subject offered by UniSA to assist students in networking, career planning and intercultural communication (at least I believe that's what they are teaching me :D). You can watch the brainwashing video at here. >)

One of the people I knew from this class is Peter, an Australian Greek.

He was a cool guy although he supports Liverpool (I seems to befriend a lot of Liverpool fans -.-). But what I find him fascinating the most was the first conversation we had, which was quite a while ago when I was texting The Girlfriend during our break time.

PETER: So Foo, is that your girlfriend?

SENG FOO: Yeah. Been dating for 2 years.

PETER: Wow that's long. Is she with you in Adelaide?

SENG FOO: Nope, sadly, she's in Malaysia.

PETER: Wow so you're having a LDR now? Don't you ever have sexual frustration?

SENG FOO: Ehhh.. I never have sex before.

PETER: Oh really? You're 21, aren't you? Gosh, I can't believe it.

SENG FOO: Well, me neither.

PETER: What?

SENG FOO: Nothing!

PETER: You should go to a strip club sometime. To release stress if you get what I mean.

SENG FOO: Erm, I can't. The Girlfriend forbids me to go such place.

PETER: Oh c'mon. She won't know it so just ignore her. I can go with you if you want. :D

SENG FOO: I still can't. Ignorance is not an acceptable excu....

PETER: What?

SENG FOO: Ehhhh... never mind.

PETER: You're weird. -__-"

I stop the conversation halfway because I was completely freaked out. Why? Now, if the conversation did not remind you of something, then let me help you. Well, do you remember a certain Peter?

Yeah, I figure that would refresh your memory. I have befriended with whoever-he-is. -__-

The shocking part was not befriending a Peter but it's the fact our conversation is similar to the one I just crapped out of nothing. I must have precognitive ability or something. :3

Oh, and I did not tell him about the existence of Orange Book.

He might throw himself at an incoming car if I tell him about the book. X3

A Little Wine

2009-05-09T17:53:00.014+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Apparently my skydiving video has stimulated some people to do it as well. I think Skydiving SA should pay me a royalty or something.

Right before my Easter break was over, I went on a trip with my mates to Barossa Valley.

Barossa Valley is situated roughly 40 minutes drive from Adelaide City and it is a major wine-producing region in South Australia. Now, me going there normally would be classified as abnormal, considering that I do not drink. It's like forcing a homosexual to watch straight p0rn.

But I still went with them anyway just for fun.

For this trip, we had my housemate's girlfriend's housemate's friend, Laza (at least that's how I think his name is spelled) to be our tour guide and showing us the way in Barossa Valley.

If you ignore the stupidity in the picture, you would see him with the red shirt. And did you know, apparently, he's from Madagascar... which puts me in a difficult situation during the entire trip. It's quite difficult to stop myself from imagining him with a lion's mane and singing "I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!". X3

Anyway, our first stop in Barossa Valley was Jacob's Creek.

Jacob's Creek is the largest wine brand in Australia and some said in some other places as well. And it's.... ermmm... that is all.

What, I'm not really a big fan of winery and don't know everything inside out. -__-

So anyway, this place sells wines and it also allow us to taste wine for free.

My mates were faster than lightning to pick up glasses from the table to do some wine tasting. Sure, I guess it must be tasty with all the bacterias in it and the dirty feet stomping all over the fermented grapes. :D

Although I do not drink, when you're in Rome you do as the Romans do. So, like the rest of them, I picked up a glass and give the best drink a man ever drank some tasting.

Water. :D

This is serious! Nothing beats the taste of water in a wine glass.

~~You should see the face of the bartender~~ Tastiest water I ever drink, no doubt about that. :D

However, in the end I drank a little bit for real. Despite knowing the fact I don't drink, my mates were giving me peer pressure to give it at least a try. Plus they emphasized on the word 'free'. Due to that, I finally gave up and tried Gramps Botrytis Semillon.

Gramps Botrytis Semillon. It's said to be "an outstanding example of high quality Botrytis Semillon with intense preserved lemons and apricot fruit tantalise the taste buds and the smooth viscosity with a textural length ensures the palate is complete".

Whatever that means because that wine me no likey. It tasted weirder than my delicate taste buds can handle. It just further justify that soft drink and plain water are the best drink in the world! RAWR!!

After Jacob's Creek, Laza guided us to another place to do more wine-tasting. This time it's Château Tanuda, Australia's oldest and biggest château (castle/manor).

And this was where it all went downhill for me.

Like I said, I don't and can't drink. After a while I drank Gramps Botrytis Semillon, I started to feel dizzy and nausea. @.@

And on top of that, we were in this behemoth building which contains lots and lots and lots of wines. So much that I basically can smelt the strong aroma of wines just by standing outside the building.

Try imagine what it would be like if I were inside the building, which I eventually did. X3

My nose felt like it was being burned and I started to have a headache, wanting to puke my lunch out.

And before long, I was completed KO-ed. Just like last time.

It's sad to say that I spent the rest of the trip sleeping in the car. However, it wasn't really that sad when I realized that the gang went to Seppeltsfield, where they would see how wines are being made and processed. -___-

Now, I don't know about you, but I'm afraid the worst will happen to me if I were in a close proximity to how wines are made since I cannot even stand post-made wines!

Who knows, if I were inside there at that moment, I might have fainted. @.@

To Insanity and Beyond

2009-05-03T15:31:00.005+08:00

Yesterday I went for a skydiving.

That's right, you heard me correctly. It was the best time of my life (well, mainly because I never have sex before). :)

I don't know about you, but skydiving will be included in my "99 Things You Must Do Before You Die" book if I ever publish one. I have been longing to skydive ever since I watched the Power Rangers skydived in their movie. Tommy was so cool with his sky-skating (is that such word?). <3

Plus, being my size, I reckon skydiving would be the only time when I could do a double somersault. :p

It's such a shame that I don't have such opportunity to do it in Malaysia. And no, I don't consider getting on a parachute and pulled by a boat in Phuket/Bali like some kind of a human kite as an once in a lifetime experience, in case you wonder.

Luckily for me, there's one company in Airfield, roughly 80km (I think) from Adelaide City, allow me to reduce from 99 things to 98 things to do before I die. After I found out about it, without thinking twice, I booked myself and paid AUD469 to SA Skydiving (AUD359 for skydiving and AUD110 for handycam recording). :3

Sally Richardson, a student skydiver, was lovely enough to give me a ride back and forth my place yesterday, which I really appreciate it. If by any chance you're reading this, thanks again, Sally. :)

The type of skydiving I had was tandem skydiving, where I would be strapped together with a skydiver and he would rape my ass, intentionally or accidentally.

It is really simple. All I have to do is get on the plane and wait for ten minutes or so to reach 10,000 feet height.

Then, we will jump off the plane and have a free fall for a while.

Follow by opening the parachute.

And lastly, I need to straighten my legs for the landing.

Voila~ XD

My ~~rapist~~ instructor was Curtis, who has been skydiving for the past 15 years.

If you scroll back to the second picture of this post, you will see a picture of a man holding a saxophone (second from top right) while free-falling in mid-air. That's Curtis. :D

After I signed some documents to acknowledge bunch of stuffs, I was all ready to ~~die~~ dive.

Here's the video of my skydiving. And before you watch it, I would like to stress for the thousandth times that I DO NOT scream like a girl. >3

Remember, not like a girl.

Chuck Me

2009-04-30T07:40:00.004+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: I woke up a minute after Man Utd owned Arsenal. -___-

Dear NBC,

As we all know, Chuck season finale was aired a few days ago.

While I completely understand that any TV series would eventually be ended, with no bias or prejudice, but Chuck has way too much potentials to be over with just 2 seasons in its resume. It's by far one of the best TV shows I ever watch. It's fun, funny, witty, touching and the fact there's nobody is a spy like Chuck (hope you get the joke).

And I totally have a huge crush and bromance on Zachary Levi (especially after how Mizushima Hiro jilted me T___T).

I know that Chuck has a lower ratings and smaller fanbase compared to other shows on your network such as Heroes. So if it were to be canceled, it is understandable. And this is no doubt caused by people and scums like *ahem* me who watch the show by downloading it via torrent. Our selfish action has caused its ratings to be lower than it should be because I know you can only measure the ratings when people watch Chuck during its airtime on TV. However, let's be fair to those who actually watch it on TV ~~and totally forget about my part~~ and the fact that our lives are not governed by statistics. :)

Belying the statistics, fans from all over the world have put in efforts to save the show. Some are organising Footlong Campaign, which the producers and stars participate as well.

While some are plain lunatic. -____-

I myself personally participate in this campaign (ermmm... the Footlong one) as well but unfortunately, it seems like the already small fanbase has nobody from Adelaide. -___-

Except me of course! :3

But the main issue here is, aren't you touched and went all mushy inside by the critical support and fan reaction? Trust me, you won't see another campaign to save a TV show like this anymore. Just like you won't see anyone jumping off the buildings and pretending they can fly or cut off one's brain to play Tic-Tac-Toc if Heroes were to be canceled. XD

If I were you, I would just cancel Heroes instead and give the time slot and budget to Chuck instead, which is something you actually should have done when Heroes basically screwed up Volume 3 with inconsistent plots and ridiculous twists. As if my brain is already not small enough! >3

Plus, the producers of Chuck already prepared for season 3 when they announced 'TO BE CONTINUED' in the final frames of the season finale. Either that or it's late April Fool trick. -__-

Therefore, I hope that you would consider renewing Chuck for another season. Domo arigat....

Oh, and I almost forget about the threat part. *Ahem* So if you do not renew Chuck for another season, I will do this.

And it's not going to be pretty. Cheers, mate.

Yours truly,

Infectioner

Busting Out My Eyes

2009-04-27T07:24:00.002+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Semester break ends today. ~~So exciting to study again~~ SO EXCITING TO STUDY AGAIN!

I have been having trouble sleeping lately.

Everytime I close my eyes, I can see two pairs of punctured tires chasing after me. @.@

It all started last Wednesday when I went to watch 'Busting Out!' in Her Majesty's Theatre.

Starring Emma Powell and Bev Killick, this show has garnered a lot of positive responses and glowing praises about it.

Initially, I did not plan to watch it at all. But due to high ratings given by the public and the fact there were huge crowds outside the theatre every night, I succumbed and bought a ticket for AUD44.90 to watch it.

With Emma Powell & Bev Killick
And about the show itself........ well, it was funny. Ermm... in its own way. Ehhh... in its own special and unique way. :)

Ok fine, I cannot really think of a word to describe it. While my stance remains that Emma and Bev provided me with a great laugh out loud, the show is like the funny version of MILF without the disgusting sex scenes.

Because they bared the boobs out in the public. In front of my naked eyes. @.@

And they even washed plates using it.

Now you see why I cannot sleep lately. @.@

David

2009-04-21T20:13:00.004+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: I have planned activities for Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday. Man, I'm on a roll. :3

Dear fellow readers,

I'm gonna get intimate with David Copperfield this August!

Muahahahaha eat your heart out! XD

When Gaming is Not Gaming

2009-04-15T22:57:00.013+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: I think I have gained weight in the last few days. Uh-oh.

One of the subjects I took this semester is Games: Industry, Culture and Aesthetics.

This subject was provided by UniSA to introduce the students to the emerging disciplinary field of games studies, fulfilling a need for an examination of this expanding and influential medium from social, cultural, political and aesthetic perspectives. As video games slowly becoming a major player in the international world of media, cultural and advertising industries, I felt that this subject would somehow help me in the future.

Who knows, this subject might get me to get hired by Square-Enix or Ubisoft in the future. XD

And to assist us in our studies, UniSA provides a privilege which is available ONLY to the students of Games: Industry, Culture and Aesthetics.

We are allowed to borrow gaming consoles such as PS2, PS3, Wii and Gamcube from Monday-Thursday or Friday-Monday from the Loan Office in Magill Campus.

..........

WHAT?

It's part of my study! Serious!

You think I was playing The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess in Wii? How wrong you are. I was just examining the sensitivity and accuracy of the Wii Control and finding out why this gaming console is far more superior to the rest of 7th generation consoles.

And you think I was playing Call of Duty in PS3? Once again, you're wrong. I was merely analyzing the structure, form and key elements of the game critically in providing pleasure to its players.

If you're thinking I was just borrowing the gaming consoles just to play for fun, you're so dead wrong. I played because I want to have a better understanding of the gaming industry. By having a better understanding, I would be able to write my research essay about it.

Speaking of my research essay, I just finished it recently. Despite I'm free to enjoy myself during this semester break, I am still worried. Well, the research essay is worth mind-blowing 50%. O_O

Therefore, I hope you understand the seriousness of this subject. If I did badly in this research essay, I will automatically fail the subject and be forced to take it again next semester. >.<

And most likely need to borrow the gaming consoles again.

So sad. :(

The Buskers of Rundle Mall

2009-04-10T22:23:00.008+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Enough of the stupid pun 'Thank GOOD it's FRIDAY' -__-.

As I mentioned previously, there's a shopping complex just across the street from my apartment.

It's called Rundle Mall.

Well, technically it's not exactly a shopping mall. It is a street filled shops and restaurants on both sides of the street. Yupe, the mall is actually a street if that's not confusing enough.

But let's not get too much into it. Just imagine it as the civilized version of pasar malam. :3

As it's just across my apartment, I spent most of my free time walking/shopping in it ever since I came here 2 months ago. I came here so often that I practically remember which shop is at which location. And despite growing more familiar with the place, I still have not got bored of it.

Mainly because of the buskers.

......

It means STREET PERFORMERS you perverts. >3

There are many buskers showing off their skills to the public in Rundle Mall, such as the human beatbox.

Ermmm... and giant human beatbox. -__-||

Of course, the reason they did it was to earn money for themselves. Now, I don't know about you, but I prefer to give my money away to somebody who can entertain me instead of just sitting down with a bowl in his hand and expecting me to give him money for moaning. >3

I mean, surely you cannot compare a beggar with a busker, can you?

There are buskers who risk their lives to earn money by balancing themselves on some kind of crazy platform. @.@

And there are buskers who don't risk their lives to earn money by balancing themselves on a normal, flat platform. -___-

While most of the buskers earn money for themselves, there's always one of them who is different from the rest of them. Take "Flower Power Guy" for instance.

Also known as Elder Paik. Elder Paik was a soldier in the Korea War and he has the proof to show it.

That's a bullet scar. @.@

Everyday, Elder Paik will be dancing in the middle of the street/mall, trying to earn money so that he can establish a church to unite the people of South Korea and North Korea.

It's a noble effort indeed and although I'm always a skeptic when it comes to this kind of thing, I made an exception for him and donated some money for his effort. However, I have not seen him lately. I guess he went back to South Korea to watch the World Cup qualifying match against North Korea and dance in the stadium. :3

But I think his effort has a loooooooooonnnng way to go. >.<

Anyway, my favorite busker is James James, the Tartan Trickster.

James is a magician who I have watched him performs since I came here. And boy, do I love him.

His magic tricks are magnificent and his sleight of hand is top-class. And he's a really funny guy and makes jokes out of everything. And to top on that, he can speaks different languages! There was one time when a Greek teenager spoke to him in Greek and he went on to speak in Greek with that guy. @.@

Makes me wonders if he can speak Chinese or Malay. :3

After watching him performs quite a few times (to the degree of being a stalker), I have managed to see through some of his acts, such as making oranges and honeydew appeared out of nowhere.

However, I still cannot figure out how he did this.

Seriously.

New Friend Request

2009-04-06T16:33:00.005+08:00

Dear Federico 'Kiko' Macheda,

I love your beautiful goal in the 3-2 win over Aston Villa so much.

Will you be my friend? :3

UV Apartments

2009-04-03T17:15:00.012+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Why nobody laugh with me about the anti-Earth Hour? :(

I'm currently staying in UV Apartments.

UV Apartments is a place which specifically gives accommodation to students only and it's located along King Williams Street, which is the busiest street in Adelaide City.

Everyday there are police cars and fire trucks bee-bo-bee-bo-ing. @.@

The rental fee per month is around AUD700 (RM1500) and it includes gas and 2 times apartment cleaning. Depend on how deep your pockets are, it can be either quite economical or ridiculously expensive.

If you want my honest opinion, it is expensive. I mean, my rental fee does not even cover electric, water and broadband. If I chose to live in the suburban areas, I can definitely work out a cheaper package which includes everything that ends with the word 'bill' or 'fee'. >3

However, if I consider the external factors, it's quite worth it.

Firstly, it's the location. It's "superbly located in the cultural heart of Adelaide's Central Business District". To me, it's really superbly located like Malacca during the Parameswara era. Sure, I can live cheaper in suburban areas, but not all suburban areas have the luxuries of having public transports, shopping complex, casino, ~~strip club~~, food court, park and etc etc within walking distance. ;)

Secondly, it also has good services and facilities.

Study Hall
It has *hold breath* lift, laundry room, games room, entertainment room, bike room, study hall, 24 hours security surveillance and fire alarm which actually works.

*breath*

And if that's not enough, there's three Resident Assistants ~~who I constantly woke them up every night~~ who are 24/7 ready to assist you in any matter such as when your light bulb exploded or your toilet got stuck. :D

Games Room
And if you think it's still expensive after all I have said... well, let's just say that there's an apartment just down the street which did not offer similar luxuries and charge AUD1000 per month. :D

Anyway, the moment you all have been waiting for. Voila, my apartment!

I'm living in a 3-bedroom apartment which has one toilet and one kitchen. Despite having three bedrooms, only two bedrooms have windows. The person who got the other room would suffocate to death. Me? I got the one with the window. ^.^

Though it really makes no different since my window is facing a freakishly tall building. -____-

Anyway, from the picture above, my room is located at the right after the television.

Nothing interesting. -__-

Ok, now let me introduce to you my housemates.

This is Chee Kin Loh (Chee Kin) from Malaysia. His room is on the left side beside the sofa and is the largest of all three bedrooms *grumble*. He's 21 years old and doing his final year in Accounting in University of South Australia. He's taller than me and has a girlfriend who is staying next door. ;)

This is Erwin Adinata Halim (Erwin) from Indonesia. His room is on the right side before the television and is the one which could suffocate him to death. He's also 21 years old and doing his first year in Clinical Dentistry in University of Adelaide. He is shorter than me and has a girlfriend in Indonesia.

To be honest, when I first came here, I was actually afraid of who and who will be my housemates. Would it be a nerd or would it be a hardcore gamer? I thought I would be considered lucky if it's just rapists who will rape my ass every other night for 9 months. >.<

But thank God for giving me two guys who are even more innocent than me. And you all know how innocent I am. :3

However, we would not have stayed under the same roof if there's no late change. You see, I was actually arranged to stay in another apartment - Apartment 603.

And what's more, it was with TWO GIRLS - one is from Malaysia and the other one is from China. This was the main reason the evil orange book was born into this world. >3

Don't believe me? Well, here's the official note from the manager himself.

Now you believe me? :3

Now, I know I should be faithful and loyal and something like that to The Girlfriend. But - and a HUGE but - imagine what could have happened if I were to stay in 603....

I could have a sex scandal by now. :3

Anti-Earth Hour

2009-03-30T23:50:00.003+08:00

It was Earth Hour for an hour on Saturday.

Then it was anti-Earth Hour on Sunday with tons of carbons in Australian Grand Prix for two hours.

I laughed.

Our 2nd Anniversary

2009-03-24T20:14:00.006+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Two assignments due next Monday. Shit wei.

The Girlfriend's idea of a perfect anniversary gift:

~~A baby voodoo doll.~~
A cute handmade baby doll! Oh my God it's so cute! I love it so much! Thank you, Girlfriend! :*

And as for me, of course I didn't forget to send her something despite I'm in Australia. I asked for my brother's help to send her 24 pink roses and a card, which was a simple instruction even for a stupid guy. But then again, he just have to screw it up. Well, he did neither choose the wrong flower nor forget about the card.

But why of all cards, he chose a FRIENDSHIP card??? -___-

He never fails to amaze me.

Village Boy

2009-03-17T20:46:00.006+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: The injured finger has fully recovered. But before this it makes me looks like Dr. Evil, except I have more hair than him.

Today I was peeing in my university's toilet when I saw this.

Hmmmm....

Enlarge x10.
Apply Filter/Noise/Despeckle.
Apply Filter/Styllize/Diffuse.
Apply Filter/Sharpen/Unsharp.

Press OK. *tick*

O_O

Ok, let's not jump to conclusion. So let me confirm if it is what I think it is. *insert AUD1*

O______O

Okay..... why on earth there's a condom machine inside the toilet of my university? -__-

Bloody Finger

2009-03-12T21:33:00.002+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: I caught the exclusive Mobster mouse in MouseHunt! Damn bangga can! ^.^

Today The Mother called me while I was taking a nap.

As I woke up, I picked up the phone, said hello and switched on the light. And then it happened.

I cut my finger in the most ridiculous way. -__-

When I tried to switch on the light, I slipped and brushed my little finger against the edge of the metal thing at the door.

It was a bloody deep cut into my skin (let's not talk about how I screamed like a girl). And it was not pretty at all. I spilled my blood all over the floor/carpet like some kind of water sprinkler.

Thank God I found an used tissue roll in my dustbin to stop the bleeding (hey! I was desperate!).

Who would thought that such a little finger could have so much blood? It's like El Nino all over again. @.@

But that was not the worst thing that happen to me today.

It was when I went down and shouted "FUCKKKKKK!!!!!" with The Mother on the other end of the phone. -__-||

Fire Alarm

2009-03-08T13:04:00.007+08:00

Last Wednesday was so gan cheong.

The fire alarm went off in the apartment I'm staying now. @.@

Even the fire brigade came. So kua cheong.

But in the end, it was only a false alarm. Apparently, the person who caused the fire alarm to go off was a girl who was trying to make steak.

Instead of making it medium, rare or well-done, she made it crispy. -_-

She definitely never read my blog on how not to cook. :p

And of all nights to cause us to run down the stairs, she had to choose the coldest night. It was freaking 14°C that night!

I think it was a set-up to freeze me to death.

I Cannot Ride my Bike with no Handlebars

2009-03-03T18:59:00.015+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: My 5th semester started yesterday and it was brilliant. Neither me or the lecturers understood what each other were trying to say!

You know, we can rent bikes for free in Adelaide.

All I have to do is to sign some paperwork and give them my passport then I would be able to ride bike for free from 9AM - 5.30PM. I have been doing this for a couple of times since I came here. Mainly because it's much more convenient to travel around and also as a mean of *ahem* exercise.

Anyway, I have this darnedest idea since the day I discovered this service.

Since it's free, why don't I try to cycle to my university? :)

I mean, look at the bright side. If I do so, not only it will save myself the money to buy the bus tickets to travel back and forth to university everyday, I could even *ahem* lose some weight ~~which may or may not help me date the angmohs here~~.

And how difficult can it be? All I have to do is cycle all the way straight and I would reach my university campus in Magill in no time. No sweat! >)

So last Tuesday I rented a bike at around 2PM.

After that, I did some warm-up exercises (heck, I myself won't even buy that) before began my journey from North Terrace at around 2.15PM.

It was really easy at the beginning.

I easily cycled past some of the landmarks such as the City East campus of UniSA in North Terrace...

... and the National Wine Centre of Australia in Botanic Road. Sigh, it was so easy and carefree that I felt that I could easily do this while singing 'Shalala Lala'. Muahahahaha!

But then came the intersection of Payneham Road and Magill Road.

After I crossed the street towards Magill Road (obviously), the riding got tough at there.

At Magill Road, not only the road is narrower by one lane, the bicycle lane - which exists in the City - has disappeared! So unlike in the City, I began to slow down as I cycled at the main road. And constantly, I had to look behind me to make sure no dumb blonde backstabbed my ass. -___-

To make matter worse, the weather unexpectedly became hot and the sun was like concentrating all its heat on me. I really didn't expect it to be that hot, which was why I didn't apply sun lotion. >.<

Cycling + Sun - Sun Lotion = Death @.@

After cycling for 389273841km (I think), I made my first stop at the Caltex petrol station.

I bought myself a bottle of water to cure myself from dehydration and rested a while. Then I continued my journey.

Long story short, as I continued to cycle, my legs were starting to give up. Although I managed to camwhore while riding a bike (!), I was really tired by that time. I was so tired that I cannot remember how many times I stopped to take a rest. Eventually, I really cannot ride it anymore and had to push the bike all the way to the destination.

With the sun not showing any mercy, it was a living hell. All the fats in my stomach weren't simply made for cycling. @.@

But as I continued to push, I saw a light ~~to heaven~~ at the end of the tunnel.

O_O

OH MY GOD IS IT TRUE? ~~IS THAT A SWIMMING POOL DOWN THERE?~~ IS THAT MY UNIVERSITY?

HOLY BANANA I THINK IT IS!

I took out all my energy to give it one last try. I climbed on the bike and cycled again. I am pretty sure I cycled accordingly to the zig-zag line like some drunken guy.

My legs were about to give up on me again before I finally saw what I wanted to see.

Yes! It's my university! I have reached here against all odds! YEAHHH!!! *'Ballade pour Adeline' playing at the background*

Albeit it took me 2 hours to reach there. -___-

However, the feeling of reaching there with my own strength was indescribable. It taught with determination and dedication, I can do anything. I felt like a complete winner.

I felt I was like Lance Armstrong winning Tour de France. :3

But before I can salvage any moment of pride, something terrible struck in my head.

I suddenly remembered that I needed to return the bike before 5.30PM or I will be fined AUD25.

*Doing mental calculation*

Time of arrival: 2 hours
Estimated time of return: 4.20PM + 2 hours = 6.20PM
Latest time needed to return the bike = 5.30PM

......

HOLY MACKAREL CHEESE I'M GONNA HAVE TO PAY THE FINE!!!!! O_O

I was really tired at that moment. I wanted to take a bus, but they didn't allow bicycle on the bus. I wanted to take a taxi, but just when you need one, there's none in sight.

Without any choices, I summoned all my energy and activated Trans-Am!!

And guess what? It took me just 30 MINUTES to reach the City and escape being fined. -____-

Man, I know I'm kiamsiap, but I never know I am that kiamsiap to pay AUD25 that I can mustered my energy out like that. @.@

Visit to Cleland Wildlife Park

2009-02-25T20:24:00.009+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Next Monday is my first day of class. Remind me to bring a tape recorder on Sunday night please.

You know something about the koala bear?

Its baby looks like some kind of a mutated dick.

Don't you agree with me? -___-

Anyway, UniSA organised a tour to Cleland Wildlife Park last Saturday. Not wanting to miss out, I bought a ticket to go as well.

Cleland Wildlife Park is located at Adelaide Hills, which is around half an hour travel by bus. The park is full with Australian animals and is a part of Cleland Conservation Park which blah blah blah go read it yourself at here. :p

This tour cost me around AUD15, which I think was a good price considering it included the bus fare and entrance fee (the entrance fee around cost AUD14 I think). And at that price, I got to see the rare, exclusive animals of Australia!

Giant hamster!

Giant mouse!

Giant ~~goose~~ geese!

And of course, how could I not take a picture of a kangaroo when I'm in Australia? ;)

One thing I really enjoyed the most about Cleland Wildlife Park was the close interactions with the animals. I got to touch and shake hands with them! So nice. ^.^

And especially when I touched the koala bear and kangaroo. I just simply cannot imagine the softness and warmth of their furs. It's like my hand just melted into their cozy, warm furs.

Oh, and it smelt too. -__-

Besides that, I can buy a packet of animal food at the park entrance for AUD3 and had the chance to feed the animals myself.

Threesome
Now how about that? Isn't it great to have cute, adorable kangaroos to eat from your hands (and not eating your hands) and drool their smelly saliva all over your palms?

Or a group of geese (what do you that group of animal again?) chasing after you once you threw one or two pieces of animal food to them?

Fivesome
All in all, I really enjoyed my time at there.

However, there was one animal which I didn't go near it at all.

I believe it is called emus
Can you believe such a freaking big bird is roaming freely in the park? I can just imagine that it will chase me around the park and keep knocking my head with its peak if I ever dare to feed or approach it!

The last thing I want to happen is became the second Malaysian to be killed by animals in another country's zoo. >.<

An Unfortunate Event

2009-02-22T22:18:00.001+08:00

I had a bad day last week.

I went to this restaurant called Fortune Duck to buy myself a roasted duck rice.

To readers from Adelaide: I found this restaurant when I was exploring the City last week. It's located just opposite the China Town along Moonta Street. To get to there, take a tram and get off at Victoria Square. Then, cross the street and walk about 5 minutes and you will reach it.

To readers from Malaysia: I found this restaurant nearby the place I'm staying.

;)

Anyway, roasted duck is really my favorite meal. Man, I could eat it for ever if I could. So you just simply cannot imagine how grateful and happy I was when I discovered this place. It's like godsend. I was so afraid when I just came here that I have to hunt and roast the ducks myself I want to eat it. So poor, right? >.<

So I bungkus a roasted duck and pork rice for around AU9 (so expensive can) and walked back home. And on my way home, it happened.

My fortune duck was so unfortunate. I didn't even have the chance to eat it. :(

Another Lost Twin Brother

2009-02-17T17:12:00.004+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: The Girlfriend hates it when I type a short entry. :3

It's been less than two weeks that I arrived in Adelaide but all my good friends already found my long lost twin brother!

Again! In Australia some more!

Seriously, I think everyone thinks every ~~fat~~ bulky Chinese guy wearing glasses looks like me. >3

Iron Fist

2009-02-09T23:14:00.009+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Everything is so different here. I feel like I'm in a foreign country. Oh.

In the middle of unpacking my stuffs yesterday, I found this:

Lee Seng Foo Act 2009 : Regulations, Rules and Order. -____-

I know... wtf?

Few weeks before I left, I made a joke with The Girlfriend that she ought to come out with a set of rules to bind me to the chamber of solitude. But I would never thought she took me seriously and really did came up with it. I mean, I was just joking! And now the joke's on me.

Inside the notepad, she set up a bunch strict rules (and can be amended from time to time) which makes Joseph Stalin looks like Mother Theresa. Don't believe me? Look.

Seriously, I heard of iron fist but this is ridiculous. I can already imagine the impact of the orange book to my social life.

PETER: Hey, Seng Foo. What you wanna do tonight?

SENG FOO: Well, I don't know. What do you have in mind?

PETER: Let's go to Madame Josephine's Ultimate All-Male Strip Show across the street. I heard that the guys are hot.

SENG FOO: Cannot! Section 11 of Lee Seng Foo Act 2009 prohibits me to explore new places alone where it is secluded, empty, quiet or viewed as dangerous in an ordinary person's opinion.

PETER: That thing again? Look, don't worry. You're not alone 'cause ya with me!

SENG FOO: Oh yeah, you're right. But according to Section 13, I am prohibited to enter into clubs, or places of similar nature unless leave of [The Girlfriend] has been obtained.

PETER: But it's an ALL-MALE strip show! I know that under Section 18 of the Act you're allowed to get as intimate as you wish with the same sex but not the opposite sex!

SENG FOO: ....... Did you just hear yourself talk? Do I look like I want to get intimate with them?

PETER: Well, I don't know! Just ignore that stupid orange book!

SENG FOO: I can't. Section 5 says that claiming ignorance is not an acceptable excuse.

PETER: Fine! Let's just go to Macca's and grab a burger! At least no alcohol is sold there or you might quote Section 8 and drive me up the wall. You have totally ruined our night.

SENG FOO: Erm.... I can't.

PETER: Now what!!?

SENG FOO: Section 6(i) allows me to consume fast food 4 times per week only. This would be my 4th time and I want to save it for Wicked Pizza for this weekend.

PETER: You...! You...! You...!

SENG FOO: Wow, look at the time! Another minute and it will be 11pm! Section 11 does not allow me to stay out past the hour! See ya at university tomorrow! Bye!

PETER: *Jump off the street and got hit by a car*

SENG FOO: PETERRRR!!!!

...........

Ok, that's it. I'm not going to be controlled by The Girlfriend who is 5000km away from me and wait for Peter (whoever he is) to commit suicide because of me. I'm not going to participate in any part of this insanity.

I'm going to write an appeal.

Hold on a sec.

Oz

2009-02-07T18:19:00.005+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Australian English is owning me.

Just want to let you guys know that I have safely arrived in Adelaide on 4:45am (Malaysia time) today. :)

How Not to Cook

2009-02-05T03:54:00.005+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Will be departing from KLIA to Adelaide this Friday at 9:45pm (Malaysia time).

I tried to cook last week.

As I would be living in Adelaide for 9 months, I think it's important to make my own meals. I mean, I can't really just eat burgers for breakfast, pizzas for lunch, and fried chickens for dinner, right? Besides, I would be able to save money and perhaps even lose some weight. XD

But I have never really cook before in my life (does cooking Maggi mee count?). Then again, I was just trying to make luncheon meat and red beans.

What's the worst thing can happen? ;)

.........

Ermmm... would you believe if I say a lightning struck at the frying pan and ignited the fire?

Yupe, I figure not.

Anyway, don't worry, I didn't burn down the new house. But I certainly recoin the meaning yap for (house warming) [literal translation: insert fire] that day. -____-

Lesson learnt: Eat burgers for breakfast, pizzas for lunch, and fried chickens for dinner.

Warming the Room

2009-01-27T23:30:00.001+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Happy Chinese New Year! May the Cow not be chasing you for the all red clothes you're wearing and all the angpaos you're receiving. :p

Due to the status of my room in the new house, I have been sleeping with Ah Boo for the past few days.

*Sob* *Sob*
However, this is no longer the case. I have finally got my own room officially!

My own bed!

My own air-con!

And my own dustbin!

Apparently, The Mother thought it's unfair for my brothers to have their rooms so canggih while I only have curtains. She must really love me and understand how I felt about it, which led to this conclusion. That's what I want to believe in with, because the last thing I ever need is *gulp* she read about it in this blog. @.@

Anyway, I also have my own wardrobe, which gotta be in some kind of record for being The Biggest Wardrobe I Ever Seen®.

It was so big that it can easily fit ~~five~~ four of me.

Heck, I can even pull a Doraemon! XD

Those things are really pleasant additions to my room. Yeah, it's not exactly the way I pictured my room, but it really makes my room a room. For the first time since moving to the new house, I really feel like being a part of the family again because it proves that they have not (yet) forget about me. *Sob* *sob* I'm really touched by it. T__T

But then again, what the heck is this!!?

What is a makeup table doing in my room!? O_O

I'm a boy for Pete's sake! *Take off boxer and check* Yes, I'm a boy for Pete's sake! Regardless who on earth Pete is! Man, what is The Mother expecting me to do with it!? THIS!?

-_______________-

Warming the House

2009-01-20T23:45:00.008+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: There's a lot of places I went to in HK, but I have decided to end it prematurely. I came back like... 2 months ago wtf. Life needs to move on. So just check out the pictures which I will upload it to Facebook soon.

Sorry for going AWOL for this past few days. I have been really busy lately as my family was moving in to a new house.

Yupe, that's right. After 8 years of living in condominium, we are finally moving!

This new house which we have just moved into is damn geng. It's a three storey house with five bedrooms, five bathrooms, two balconies, two kitchens, and a front yard which can fit up to six cars at a time logically.

In comparison, the condominium has three bedrooms, two bathrooms, one balcony, one kitchen, and only allows two parking spaces for one house unit.

No need see also know who will win. XD

I, of course, was really happy that we're moving ~~after what I have done~~ because each of us finally has got our own bedrooms. It's really a pain in the butt when you need to share room with your brothers (FOR EIGHT YEARS!!) as it's difficult to have some *ahem* private time.

But all I can say is... NO MORE!! MUAHAHAhAHAHhahaha!

This is Ah Hoo's room. Now he can play his instruments without bothering me!

This is Ah Boo's room. Now he can.. erhhhm... do that thing he always do which I'm not sure without bothering me!

Now is the moment you all have been waiting for: my room. >)

Unlike my two brothers, my room is situated on the top floor, segregating myself from them and proving that I'm at the top of the hierarchy of power. *insert evil laugh*

Plus, it's the second biggest room in the house and bigger than my brothers' rooms. Not only is that, I have balcony, which they don't. *insert evil laugh* *increase volume*

So without further ado, I'm proud to present to you... MY ROOM!!!

......................

Ok, fine. That's not my room. THIS is my room.

Unfortunately, yes it is my room. Nothing but the curtains. Not even a BED. >3

Apparently, The Mother thinks that since CNY will be coming soon and I will be going to Australia in more or less 3 weeks, the room would be the least important part of the new house. Therefore, my room would not be renovated in the foreseeable future. Heck, even the future housemaid's room is currently being renovated.

Man, so much for being at the top of the hierarchy of power. -___-

Gambling in Macau

2009-01-10T02:43:00.010+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: I'm currently looking for MSI GX627 notebook. Whoever can tell me where I can get it shall receive a kiss from me. :*

Besides HK, I managed to go to Macau as well.

Macau is really a beautiful ~~city~~ ~~country~~ special administrative region (just want to play safe :p). It's like the improved version of Malacca. Hahahahaha.

But you just simply cannot get bored looking and admiring the historical buildings in Macau. Ruins of St. Paul and Fortaleza de Monte, both commonly known historical architecture in Macau, were seriously stunning and beautiful. Just by looking at them, it's like they are telling their great stories themselves.

It might sounds weird, but whenever I look at those historical architecture, it sends a weird but comforting chill down my spine. It's like reaching orgasm.

Modern interpretation
Ok, it seriously sounds weird. -___-

Anyway, I did all the sightseeing in the day. At day, I was a tourist. But at night, I was a gambler. :D

The casino in Genting Highlands has an age limit of 21. Macau? It's only 18. This was the first time I actually can get into a casino legally (not that I ever went to one illegally). I would be an idiot if I passed up the chance to experience to gamble the professional way. XD

But seriously, regardless how you hate the idea of gambling (*ahem* Mother, if you're reading this *ahem*), I think it's a sin if one went to Macau and did not even go into the casinos. And if you're that kind of person... well, shame on you, shame on you. :p

The security in the casino was so tight. It has no less than 16 security cameras in the main hall (yes, I actually counted it) and countless number of security guards. I brought my camera in to snap pictures in the casino, but I was stopped and warned by the guards that they will kick me to next Tuesday if they caught me taking pictures.

I'm surprised that I did not piss in my pants during that time. >.<

Anyway, let me tell you that I pocketed a HKD300 profit in an hour inside the casino. >)

And that was from playing "Big-Small". XD

It's the only game I can play because it's the only game I actually understand and also because it required the least minimum bet (HKD50). Playing "Big-Small" officially makes me realize that there are actually a variety ways of playing it. Besides guessing it big or small, I can guess the total sum of the dices, the combination of the dices (so difficult!) and another two ways which I have forgotten. XD

I would have won HKD600 if not because of my greediness. Because I wanted to have HKD1000 instead (including my starting HKD100), I bet HKD300 on "Small" in my final round. *Sob* *Sob* Should have bet on "Big". T__T

Besides me, Raymond (shall be referred as The Brother-in-Law this coming November) was also playing, though he played the game which looked like Texas Hold'Em. However, unlike me, he didn't win and donate to the casino instead. In fact, he lost around HKD500 I believe. Seeing him lost, I consulted him that despite losing, it's not totally in vain because he's helping the economic growth of Macau.

But then, he reacted violently and decided to release his anger and fury on me.

Poor me. I was just being helpful. :(

Happy Belated New Year

2009-01-03T23:49:00.006+08:00

Lots of things happen in my life lately.

The Father got admitted to hospital, the computer's motherboard finally gave up on me, the preparation to go to Australia in February and et cetera. While I would not blog in details about those, basically nothing seems to go my way lately. I'm proud to say I always capable to look things at the brighter side, but the persistence of doing so is very mentally exhausting and driving me nuts. >.<

Anyway, although I did not begin year 2009 the way I expected, I hope you all began your new year with a blast.

Happy (belated) new year, everyone. :)

TakeOut Comedy Club

2008-12-21T03:13:00.010+08:00

If you ever have a chance to go to HK, go and visit a place called TakeOut Comedy Club.

It's the first full-time comedy club in Asia and performs on Fridays and Saturdays (I think). Here's the description from Wikipedia (I'm saving you from wasting 4 seconds to search for it):

The TakeOut Comedy Club Hong Kong is a venue for stand-up comedy and improvisational comedy located at 34 Elgin Street, basement, Soho, Hong Kong [***it took me 2 hours to find this place***]. Founded in February 2007 by Jami Gong, a leading Chinese American stand-up comedian, TakeOut Comedy is the first fulltime comedy club in Asia. The club fosters local English and Cantonese-speaking talent and has hosted well-known comedians from around the world, including Tim Jones, Tom Cotter and Paul Ogata.

TakeOut Comedy also sponsors the annual HK International Comedy Festival and offers free classes for people to learn how to perform stand-up comedy.

And apparently, one of their comedians is Vince Chung who won 2008 Amazing Race Asia.

I actually stumbled across by chance to their site when I was googling for some nice places to visit in HK. And reading from the reviews and blogs, which notably one blog gave it eleven stars out of ten stars (don't know where's the extra star comes from.. hopefully not from the after-service), I was motivated and convinced that it's time to stop watching stand-up comedy in YouTube and experience it LIVE myself for once.

So I went for the Saturday show for this stand-up comedy by this guy named Vivek Mahbubani.

However, when I reached there, it was already sold out. :(

Little did I know that this guy was the HK Comedian of the Year in 2007 (Chinese) and 2008 (English) so it's no wonder that his first one-man show would be totally packed like a can of sardine. And I was stupidly did not think of booking the ticket beforehand. As it was my main purpose of going to HK, I was not prepare to give up without a fight. So I lingered around the place for an hour, praying that some guy would ~~got into an accident~~ stuck in a traffic jam and cannot make it on time, hence giving me his seat. >)

And I was lucky. No, nobody die or what but a group of people canceled some of their reserved seats. :D

About Vivek, he's a really funny Indian. He's like Russell Peters of Hong Kong. I have never laugh so much in my entire life with him kept describing his life as an Indian living in HK. And he's not just any funny Indian, he's a funny Cantonese-speaking Indian. O_O

Here's a video of him speaking in Cantonese from his YouTube:

He spoke Cantonese more fluently than me! Man, it was so depressing that an Indian could speak better than me. But when I thought of Sue Ling, I feel so much better. :D

Actually, there were two shows that night. Vivek's was the earlier show while the later show was a group of comedians performing stand-up comedy in English. And after seeing how funny the first show was, I decided to stay for another show. I was sure that if one-man show could be so funny, then surely a group show would be even funnier. :)

However, it was the biggest mistake of my life.

Because it was ~~mainly~~ entirely about adult jokes, a huge and complete contrast from the earlier show.

But the biggest mistake was not me sitting there and listening to the jokes. It was me bringing my youngest brother to sit there and listen to the jokes. O_O

Owner, founder and comedian Jami Gong
He's just 11 years old! He shouldn't listen to any of those things until he learns Form 3 Science! And because of that, throughout the show, I was being made fun and mocked by the comedians for bringing him along, resulting us ended up being the highlight of the night.

And if it wasn't bad enough, my brother understood the jokes! Which I did not even understood! Holy mackerel cheese burger!! @.@

Not only was that, words has spread that we came all over from Malaysia and they dubbed us as The Malaysian Visitors ^TM. Sigh, as if there were not enough reason for them to make fun of me. >.<

For instance, Michael Dorsher, the host of the night, was sharing his sex life with us and somehow, I was dragged into it. O.o

Michael Dorsher and me
MICHAEL: So, Seng Foo, have you have sex before?

RENOIT: Urm... no?

MICHAEL: What!? You really never have one before!? Don't lie to me. How old are you anyway?

RENOIT: Urm... 20?

MICHAEL: 20!!!? Dude, you look like you're 35 to me! No offense, but seriously, I can never tell the age of an Asian from their looks.

RENOIT: Oh that's ok. I got that from strangers all the time.

MICHAEL: Ok, that's cool. But at your age, you should get yourself a girlfriend and ask her to come over to your house, if you know what I mean.

RENOIT: Urm... I do have a girlfriend.

MICHAEL: What!? How long have you been seeing each other?

RENOIT: Almost 2 years.

MICHAEL: Oh my... I can't believe this! You have a girlfriend for almost 2 years and you are still a virgin!?

RENOIT: I know. I'm asking myself that very same question as well.

MICHAEL: Dude, someday you really should show her what you got. Teach her at thing or two.

RENOIT: Ok, I will try.

And the crowd just burst into laughter! Just like that! *snap of a finger* Throughout the night, I was sinking my head into my jacket, hoping that it would eat me alive and save me from the embarrassment.

"After all I've done, there's still nobody wants to have sex with me!"
I'm pretty I was the only person in the club who was grateful to God when the show was finally over. Of course, I knew that the comedians without malice when they were making fun of us as they were actually very friendly ~~and evil~~.

So to show my appreciation, here's a big thank you to Jami Gong, Vivek Mahbubani, Michael Dorsher, Sean Coleman, Heather George, Alan Stewart (I don't really get your jokes), Kay Ross, Mary Ho, Chris Holland and Andrew Chu for the lovely night.

Alan Stewart, Michael Dorsher, The Malaysian Visitors ^TM, Heather George, Kay Ross, Chris Holland, Andrew Chu
However, despite the fun and laughter, it's clear that I had been tapao (taken out) by them that night.

Mickey Mouse Land

2008-12-17T23:27:00.001+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Woohoo! I'm going to celebrate Christmas and New Year in PJ for the first time! Though the question remains... how? -_-

My entire HK trip was fully sponsored by The Mother.

When I say everything, I mean everything. Everything from food to taxi and accommodation to cheap Made-in-China clothes in Ladies Street. While it seems that she was being generous, the fact was she had one small, tiny and simple ~~request~~ ~~requirement~~ COMMAND.

I quote her: "BRING YOUR BROTHERS TO HONG KONG DISNEYLAND!!!"

......

To be honest, Disneyland was the last place I could ever think of while I was in HK. In fact, I did not even circled it on the gigantic map. However, when the lady of the house who unfortunately in charge of the Finance Department of the family insisted you to go, I don't really think that you can say no.

Die
This was my first time going to Disneyland. I have never been to Disneyland before but hey, I still have wonderful childhood memories. :D

The entrance fee was HK350 (RM164) per person. Now, in comparison, I bought myself a pair of Nike shoes when I was in HK and it cost as much as the entrance fee for one person. A one-day ticket to Mickey Mouse Land vs a pair of shoes which most probably lasts you for 5 years; you do the maths.

Inside there, I mostly took pictures and posed silly, as you can observe from the picture above.

Of course, I did have some fun but the rides and attractions in Disneyland were not as great as those in Genting Highlands. Nevertheless, there were two attractions which attracted me and one of them was 'Space Mountain'.

Well, it's no question at all that 'Space Mountain' would obviously be the best attraction in Disneyland considering other rides were so... Disneyfied. And it's rather ironic that it's the only thrill ride in Disneyland despite they call it Tomorrowland. -____-

Yo, at least adds a few more rides which are tomorrow-ish such as 'Space Shot' or anything that has 'Space' in front of the names!

Anyway, 'Space Mountain' was really a thrilling ride. It was set in complete darkness, with the sound of the wind and the fake, blinking stars the only thing you felt. The sharp turns and sudden drops/rises caused my tummy bouncing up and down, left and right throughout the ride. @.@

The other attraction which in my opinion stood out the most was Mickey's PhilharMagic.

This was my first time (if my poor mind didn't fail me) watching a 3D show and what can I say, it was very worthwhile. The 3D effects was so brilliant that I had a difficult time to restrain myself from reaching out for it like some kind of idiot. But it was really fun that I wanted to stay and watch it all over if it's not due to the time constraint.

You should go and watch it if you ever go there. You will not be disappointed with it. :D

And did I mention that you will get squirted by water? xD

Overall, I had quite a fun at there, which I reluctant to admit, and no matter what, it would still be a great experience for myself. ~~It teach me never to tell my future kids anything about Disneyland~~

Anyway, guess who I meet?

Goofy! Oh, and Pluto. ;)

Goofy is my 3rd all-time favorite cartoon character (the first two are Wile E. Coyote and Tom, if you're wondering). I always enjoy watching him goofed up whenever I watched his shows. Goofy is funny even without trying, which makes me further ponders why Disney values Mickey and Donald over him. Maybe because he wears shirt and pants unlike them. -__-

But no matter what, I still think Goofy is the best and I will always love him (and Pluto) over the shirtless mouse and pants-less duck any day.

And I'm sure they love me too, judging from the way they tried to gangbang me.

House of Wax

2008-12-10T23:59:00.002+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Hyuu! So difficult to decide which part of my trip to HK to be blogged first! And without realizing it, I've been slacking for a week. XD

One of the places I went to in Hong Kong was Madame Tussauds Hong Kong.

Why why tell me why~~
Now, I'm sure that place no longer needs further introduction as it's basically one of the main attractions in Hong Kong. If you really never heard of it, dude, you really need to come out from your room to see the sunlight. -___-

Anyway, it housed some of the biggest names in the world.

The first Bond Boy
They got Jame C Bond from the West.

Comrade.... why...
They got Leon Lai from the East.

They got Marilyn Monroe from afterlife.

Heck, they even got Cecilia Cheung and Gillian Chung.

~~Too bad they don't have Bobo Chan and Rachel Ngan~~ I guessed they didn't remove both of them (yet) because after all, they did made it big earlier this year. xD

You really have to give credits to whoever that is who came up with this wax dolls idea. Thanks to them, a common people like me - who would probably end up working miserably behind the desk forever in the future - to meet famous celebrities and even take pictures with them (well, technically they are 'they').

And thanks to them, I can do things which normal people cannot do in real life.

Such as being Tiger Wood's caddy and hold his stick.

Or digging Jackie Chan's nose.

Or kissing Aaron Kwok. ;)

And thanks to them again (last I promise!), I did something which I regretted not able to do.

Taking picture with Datuk Michelle Yeoh! So happy can die! (By the way, the bottle has been thrown away by The Mother)

Ok, that's all for today. But if you're interested to see more pictures, you can check it out in my Facebook once I uploaded it in a day ~~or never~~ or two. And of course, not all pictures I took turn out perfectly as I wish it to be. For example:

An epic fail. -___-

Homecoming

2008-12-02T19:30:00.004+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Seems like I have missed a heck lot of stuffs while I'm gone. Anyone bother to update me?

Hi peeps! I just came back from Hong Kong!

I have went to most of the attractions you can think of in Hong Kong. Victoria's Peak, Disneyland, Lan Kwai Fong and so on. Plus I even went to a great place which I bet most of you have never heard of. ;)

Despite that, one place which I wanted to go but eventually didn't was the Ocean Park. So sad I tell you because I was so looking forward to see Chinese Sturgeon after the recent incident. :(

Nevertheless, it was very fun.

But one thing I didn't like about Hong Kong was the stupid weather! It was freaking 14 - 18° Celsius! One whole week me and my brothers were fighting against each other to determine who can sneeze the hardest. Plus, it didn't help when the wind was so bloody strong. @.@

20 minutes to style the hair, 1 second to ruin the hair
It may sounds weird, but I actually miss the weather in Malaysia throughout the week. I mean, at least I can keep myself cool by wearing less despite the merciless sun in Malaysia. But in Hong Kong - pif - I wore a T-shirt inside a sweater inside a jacket and a boxer inside a short inside a long pants just to keep myself at the temperature of Malaysia wtf.

So you have no idea how happy I was when I sweated like hell as I stepped out of the plane. But I don't expect you all to understand my feeling as words fail me. xD

For now, let me enjoy the hot, windless night of Malaysia.

Joi Gin

2008-11-25T06:00:00.001+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Have anyone watch the film that is directed, produced and recorded by me? xD

By the time you read this, I am no longer in Malaysia.

I should be leaving to Hong Kong by now for a week. Please pray that my plane won't crash into one of the thousands skyscrapers. :D

Needle in a Haystack

2008-11-21T08:33:00.010+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: In case you're wondering, I have been hibernating for these past few days.

Anyone remember the fire incident in Taylor's a few months ago? That is if you do know about it.

There's nothing special actually that I mention about it, it's just that I have been reading lots of blogs (so much that I think Nuffnang can hire me) to keep me up-to-date with whatever I miss out during the assignments season. And guess what I found in the midst of blog-hopping.

Look! That's me!

And me again!

Suddenly I feel so famous. xD

Africa is not a Continent

2008-11-09T03:16:00.005+08:00

Sarah Palin is a working woman who's a proud wife and mother; a traditionalist in important matters who's broken through all kinds of barriers; a reformer who's a Republican; a challenger of a corrupt good-old-boy establishment who's a conservative; a successful woman whose life is unapologetically grounded in religious belief; a lady who's a leader...

... and a blonde.

The Road Not Taken

2008-11-01T17:03:00.003+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: I just noticed that it's impossible to stand on one foot when your eyes are closed. Try it if you don't believe it.

Do you know about your family's history and background?

Well, I just learned about mine the other day when I needed to write about obituary about The Grandfather as an assignment (yeah, it's an assignment). I discovered that I have a great-grandfather, named Lee Ke Luan, who worked as a cook for the British during the colonization era. O__O

How The Great-Grandfather should look like
That's not all. Apparently, he actually involved in making a life-changing, consequential decision for my family and the entire town of Ipoh 70-80 years ago. According to my aunty, he was offered by the British to buy a piece of land for $5 in Ipoh. Due to the high price (O_O) and his wish to go back to China, he didn't buy the land.

And here's the shocking part. The piece of land was allegedly around Jalan Sultan Azlan Shah, also known as Tiger Lane!!! O_O

TIGER LANE MY GOD!! THE LAND OF FILTHY RICH AND FAMOUS!!

THE PALACE WHICH DOESN'T LOOK LIKE PALACE WTFBBQ!!!

...........

I wonder can I pay the $5 now.

Melamine Alert

2008-10-28T18:02:00.005+08:00

I have been eating Julie's Cheese Sandwich while doing my assignments for the last 2 weeks. Plus minus, it should be more than 30 packs of 4 pieces. It was really finger-licking good.

But then, suddenly, according to Malaysiakini:

S'pore finds 20 more melamine-tainted products

Singapore has discovered toxic chemical melamine in 20 more products from China and Malaysia, taking its total to 33, authorities said.

Three Chinese products and 17 biscuit items from Malaysia were found to contain melamine, the industrial chemical at the centre of a toxic milk scandal which has rocked China's dairy sector.

The affected items include popular products such as Lotte Koala biscuits and Julie's crackers, the Agri-Food and Veterinary Authority of Singapore (AVA) said in a statement seen on its website on Saturday.

It was the first time Singapore had found melamine in non-Chinese products, the Straits Times said.

In China, four children have died after drinking baby formula tainted with melamine, which is commonly used in plastics but had been added to watered-down milk to make it appear richer in protein.

Authorities in China say 53,000 children have fallen ill in the scandal, which has spread worldwide with dozens of products found to contain the contaminated milk.

........

ARHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horse Bible

2008-10-12T13:58:00.007+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: My application to UniSA has been accepted. Australia, here I come (next year)!

INFECTIONER: Eh, I need to take 马经 [literately: horse bible] to The Father. He forgot about it.

GIRLFRIEND: Ok. But I have always been wondering for so long.

INFECTIONER: What?

GIRLFRIEND: Why they call it 马经? I mean, it's not even a bible.

INFECTIONER: Well, I don't know. And I suppose you have a better name for it? ;)

GIRLFRIEND: Yupe. They can just call it 马书 [literately: horse book].

INFECTIONER: .....

GIRLFRIEND: What?

INFECTIONER: Who on earth would want that name!

GIRLFRIEND: What's wrong with it?

INFECTIONER: It's 马书! Sounds like 马输 [literately: horse lose] (same pronunciation)!

GIRLFRIEND: Oh. Hahahahahaha.

The Girlfriend is a bimbo. Period.

Ear Candling

2008-10-09T22:34:00.005+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Ouch.

I was gently caressed by The Mother as she used candles on me the other day.

However, it's not whatever images that pop up in your minds when you read the sentence. ;)

She was actually helping me to clean my ears using this thingamajig.

Now, I don't know about you, but until The Mother told me about it, I have never heard of such method. I mean, putting candles into the ears so that it can suction out the earwax from the ears? What the heck is that!? The Indians must be crazy.

If you ask me, I still prefer to insert the metal stick into the hole, gently stroke it at the sensitive spot and stimulate it to the point of intense physical pleasure. ~~Sounds so wrong~~

BUT HOLY COW IS THAT EARWAX? O_O

One Door Down

2008-09-29T14:56:00.002+08:00

This happens approximately 12 hours ago.

My two brothers were trapped in the toilet separately. At 2 in the morning wtf. The elder one was trapped when he wanted to go for a pee, and after I managed to get him out, the younger one was trapped because we pushed him inside. -___-

Yeah, I know it's a bit confusing so don't try to understand it. Here's a video of it which was recorded by my brother during the chaos.

But don't worry, we managed to get him out later. And if you saw it from the video, yeah I broke the door with the hammer.

He was crying non-stop inside there, so I ended up making a hole-in-one out of frustration. Although The Mother scolded the shit out of me, it wasn't exactly a bad idea to break down the door since we can give him some books to read, PSP to play and water to drink while we were trying to hack the door down. XD

At least that calmed him down.

But seriously, you will ever read of someone who was trapped inside the toilet is happily enjoying themselves only at this blog.

Money-Eating Machine

2008-09-23T19:58:00.004+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: Got lots of plans for this semester break!

You know, I have always wonder why when people pay for their parking fees at the autopay machine, they will always insert the banknotes separately. I mean, can't we insert it all at once?

So last Saturday, I decided to try it when I went to Cineleisure. I inserted 3 RM1 at once.

I waited.

And waited.

And still waited.

And finally, as I suspected, it didn't work. But the problem was.. it only returned me RM1!!

GIVE ME BACK MY TWO OTHER RM1 YOU MONEY-EATING MACHINE!!!

September 16

2008-09-15T15:25:00.002+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: No more Carlito or Bo Bice for me. Now I'm going to do a Daughtry, name my band 'Hair Supply' and release a hit single entitled 'No Hair'. Watch out.

Stock up your food and lock your door tomorrow, for there will be a riot.

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

2008-09-10T22:29:00.005+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: I got a request to exchange link for the wrong reason. -___-

OH MY FREAKING GOD I'M BALDING!!

Thesaurus: bald (bôld)

adjective

1. Without the usual covering: bare, naked, nude. See put on/take off.
2. Without addition, decoration, or qualification: bare, dry, plain, simple, unadorned, unvarnished. See plain/fancy.

AHHH I'M REALLY BALDING!! AND I'M JUST 20 WTFBBQ! @.@

I actually just discovered about it on Monday when I tried for fun the free scan during the roadshow by 101 Hair Care Centre in 1U. But it's not so fun after they told me that I could have hair loss. o.O

After being informed of the seriousness of my condition, I rushed to one of their branches in Damansara Uptown.

At there, after 2 hours of scanning, consulting, therapy, back to scanning, and finally consulting again (luckily cost me RM18 only), the consultant told me that the main problem is either:

a) I inherit it from The Father; or
b) I got too much testosterone in my head; or
c) I got too much dandruff on my head
d) All above.

If it were multiple choice question, I would choose option B. Well, at least like that I could consult myself that because I'm too strong I got hair loss. But heck, the answer is actually D!

Though The Father's part is a bit dubious since they were not examining my DNA also. -__-

Anyway, the consultant told me that my hair's still savable... which would only cost me a very affordable price at RM1500 for 10 sessions with them, not including the a-must daily hair wash with their shampoo and tonic (I forgot the price). Some more that is after giving me a student price wtf. O_O

Now I'm still stuck whether to do it or not. I really want to do it, but the price is more than a bit of troublesome. But if I don't do it, the consultant said I would be lucky if I can last until 25. o.O

Oh man, I do I also die; I don't do I also die. Die die la.

*Sigh*

After countless times of laughing at people of their misfortunes such as The Father and this half-bald guy, suddenly it's my turn to get it.

Karma, I tell you. K-A-R-M-A.

Strike Two

2008-09-04T18:45:00.004+08:00

Remember about my car?

Well, there's good news and a bad news. The good news is it is finally fixed and was returned to my side on Tuesday night.

The bad news is it got into an accident again - right at the same spot too - before it was returned to me.

Seriously, I think I should give euthanasia to her to end all of her sufferings once and for all. -__-

Hell Raisin

2008-08-28T23:52:00.007+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: I am connected but not connected to the Internet lately. Yeah, I know it's weird. -__-

I bought something cool the other day.

Do you know what is it? Well, it looks like a bread, smells like a bread, feels like a bread but it's definitely not a bread. Not even close.

It's actually a wrist rest that looks like a bread, which you can buy from Action City for RM12.90 (I think). But I am sure that its texture could easily fool you that it's a real bread and tempts you to eat it.

So delicious
Anyway, I decided to fool someone with it. What, you actually going to believe that I buy something like that just to rest my wrist? Dream on! Of course I need to cause some mayhem with it! >)

This was the devilish plan I came up with:

1) Put the fake bread on the table with the camera on standby.
2) Ask The Sister to come in (with the help of The Cousin).
3) Make sure she sees the bread.
4) And judging from her behavior, she will scold me for it.
5) Then I will shout "Gotcha!" and laugh at her sembilan sembilan. >)

Well, that WAS what I planned to do and as much as I want to say it's a perfect plan with a perfect end result, it's just simply is not because I failed miserably. It's just too difficult to describe it, so just take a look at it:

Now that is what you called get doughed in the face.

Eggs-tra Special

2008-08-18T21:56:00.005+08:00

Did you ever try to put an egg inside the freezer? Well, I did (accidentally though) and look at what I discovered.

OH MY FREAKING GOD.

The whole white became ice and the yolk was like a piece of rubber!

It's so disgusting that it makes me no longer feel like eating eggs. *puke*

Mutation

2008-08-12T23:13:00.006+08:00

BREAKING NEWS: One bad luck after another.

Oh my God I got extra nipple!

No Silver Lining

2008-08-10T22:24:00.002+08:00

According to The Mother, I should be extra careful during the 10 days before and after the Ghost Festival (total is 21 days) as ghosts kononnya will be roaming around during this period.

Ghost
Since this year it falls on the 14th of August, that period would be between 4th to 24th. I actually don't believe in such superstitious, but I was really on the worst streak of bad luck in my life.

On 4th of August, I was accused by the Taylor's library of losing their book (which I didn't) and they banned me from borrowing any book until further notice. The investigation is still ongoing.
On 5th of August, I lost my watch. Thankfully, it was found by Chee Ching later.
On 6th of August, my credit cards can be used in any part of Malaysia but not in Taylor's. It was so paiseh when I paid for the fees and it didn't work.
On 7th of August, I got into a pothole in a rainy day, resulting my car needed to do another operation after only a few months.

On 8th of August, I planned to start my journey back to Ipoh at 8AM. But out of nowhere, I needed to go to university for a briefing, delaying the departure time to 1PM.
On 9th of August, I stepped on dog/cat/cow/animal shit right in front of The Girlfriend's house.
And today! Well, nothing special, but cannot be said it's a good day either.

Oh man, I don't know why I so black son lately. I seriously think I'm being haunted.

And I'm not talking about Casper the Friendly Ghost.